dec 03
i was waiting for the bus at the square one mall terminal and i saw this unusually cute guy. like he's real cute in the face but... he's just not my typical guy crush. i couldnt make out what race he was... like a cross of filipino and arab or something. and y'all know when i say cute i dont mean pretty boy. i dont even know why i liked this dude. but i seemed to. a lot. to the point where when i was sitting next to him my heart was beating out of my chest. this almost NEVER happens. last time this happened was with shrek.
picture this... he's kind of thuggish. pants low. front of shirt tucked in to expose his belt. wore one of those black-and-white checkered scarves. and he was constantly standing up to check out his own reflection in the glass window. oh and he wore a chained wallet... LIKE I DO! i know what you're thinking "o joey how very fashionable"
i decided to wear the chain wallet after losing my wallet for the 5728584th time.
dont know what it was about him but he drove me bananas.
sooooo.... i tried to start some kind of convo with him. and i noticed he also wore a chain wallet like me. bingo.
"dude, where'd you get the chain wallet"
and i also asked "so this is the gate we wait for bus number 26 right?"
just something. but he left soon after unfortunately. but from the corner of my eye he might have looked at me a couple of times too. could've been gay or bi. o foolish foolish hope. and he didnt even get on the same bus! that was the last i saw of him.
btw anybody know where craig's blog went to? i havent even got to catch up on his more recent posts. man i miss that dude. such a stud. smart, mature, witty, funny, athletic. a hard category 1. craig-o if you're reading this i miss ya buddy!
Friday, December 3, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
they ask if i'm gay and i say... no. i'm not lying =)
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i'm just chillaxin here at starbucks. why? because i have no internet at home. and i've used up all my data on my phone. have i told you guys all this already? whatever. yay for free public wifi.
it seems i've noticed more good-looking females coming to starbucks than that of the good-looking guys... at least compared to my old café job.
my theory?... those who come to sbux are usually high-maintenanced men and women. i actually like those fancy-looking ladies. not so much the fancy-looking males. my old job on the other hand, served cheaper no-frill food and drinks that more attractive (my kind of attractive) blue-collared, naturally-good-looking, i-couldnt-care-less-about-how-i-look men come to. you see where i'm getting at?
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am i too observant? LOL
just a quick thought: if you're gay and you judge those who are bisexual, you're just as good as your closed-minded, judgmental heterosexual buddies. *black-girl-attitude finger-snapping*
its weird how some people join the homophobic wave as they try their hardest to hide their very own non-heterosexuality.
me? i come off as a very gay-friendly "straight" guy. everybody knows how worked up i get when it comes to the legalizing gay marriage debate. i'll explain in later posts of my pount of view.
so a lot of different people at work know i was supposed to go into fashion for school and they start to have their suspicions, which i dont blame. so this one lesbian girl at work asked me if i were GAY. i said no. and she was like "dammit". well you guys know i'm not. hohoho you sly you joey. its all about asking me the right QUESTIONS. and i told her that i'm probably one of the most gay-friendly straight guys she'll know. and she was like "oh ok well thats real nice to know! yay"
k i'm gonna go home now and look for a way to get internet modem at home without the contracts mumbo jumbo
God bless always and take it easy guy.
i'm just chillaxin here at starbucks. why? because i have no internet at home. and i've used up all my data on my phone. have i told you guys all this already? whatever. yay for free public wifi.
it seems i've noticed more good-looking females coming to starbucks than that of the good-looking guys... at least compared to my old café job.
my theory?... those who come to sbux are usually high-maintenanced men and women. i actually like those fancy-looking ladies. not so much the fancy-looking males. my old job on the other hand, served cheaper no-frill food and drinks that more attractive (my kind of attractive) blue-collared, naturally-good-looking, i-couldnt-care-less-about-how-i-look men come to. you see where i'm getting at?
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am i too observant? LOL
just a quick thought: if you're gay and you judge those who are bisexual, you're just as good as your closed-minded, judgmental heterosexual buddies. *black-girl-attitude finger-snapping*
its weird how some people join the homophobic wave as they try their hardest to hide their very own non-heterosexuality.
me? i come off as a very gay-friendly "straight" guy. everybody knows how worked up i get when it comes to the legalizing gay marriage debate. i'll explain in later posts of my pount of view.
so a lot of different people at work know i was supposed to go into fashion for school and they start to have their suspicions, which i dont blame. so this one lesbian girl at work asked me if i were GAY. i said no. and she was like "dammit". well you guys know i'm not. hohoho you sly you joey. its all about asking me the right QUESTIONS. and i told her that i'm probably one of the most gay-friendly straight guys she'll know. and she was like "oh ok well thats real nice to know! yay"
k i'm gonna go home now and look for a way to get internet modem at home without the contracts mumbo jumbo
God bless always and take it easy guy.
Friday, November 19, 2010
MOTORBOAT-ABLE
its another day at starbucks. and tonight i got the chance to work with both my crushes! and she had on a shirt. that showed her cleavage. i aint complainin. motorboat-able. and he was cute as always. ah yes we need names for them!
she will be called... christie
he will be called... max--no no, not max. too douchey. mark! he shall be called mark!
so apparently christie's taken. for sure. by some (brown?) dude named sunny. i deduced he was brown because sunny is usually a brown guy's name. o sorry to my american readers. BROWN is the coloUr which we canadians describe indians (india indian not mohawk indian). ya i kind of learned that when i fist moved to canada. now enough brown people in the states to have a color of their own there i guess. or is it just me?
so yesterday and today and tomorrow up until sunday... at starbucks we have this deal where you can get a free christmas drink if you buy one other christmas drink with it. but only between 2pm - 4pm. the number of cheap asses that want to take advantage of the deal is overwhelming. i could've sworn they used to say that the busier you are the faster time will fly. well it felt like forever today as you constantly look up at the clock wishing it would already be 4pm. lol i felt sorry for those who only came to buy ONE non-christmas drink and they gotta wait like 15 min to have it made as they stand in line behind the cheap asses i mentioned. honestly if i were a customer myself, one free drink would NOT be worth the wait. its a friggin oversized drink that--to me--tastes similar to any other overpriced drink at that store!
thats all for today. take it easy guys and God bless
she will be called... christie
he will be called... max--no no, not max. too douchey. mark! he shall be called mark!
so apparently christie's taken. for sure. by some (brown?) dude named sunny. i deduced he was brown because sunny is usually a brown guy's name. o sorry to my american readers. BROWN is the coloUr which we canadians describe indians (india indian not mohawk indian). ya i kind of learned that when i fist moved to canada. now enough brown people in the states to have a color of their own there i guess. or is it just me?
so yesterday and today and tomorrow up until sunday... at starbucks we have this deal where you can get a free christmas drink if you buy one other christmas drink with it. but only between 2pm - 4pm. the number of cheap asses that want to take advantage of the deal is overwhelming. i could've sworn they used to say that the busier you are the faster time will fly. well it felt like forever today as you constantly look up at the clock wishing it would already be 4pm. lol i felt sorry for those who only came to buy ONE non-christmas drink and they gotta wait like 15 min to have it made as they stand in line behind the cheap asses i mentioned. honestly if i were a customer myself, one free drink would NOT be worth the wait. its a friggin oversized drink that--to me--tastes similar to any other overpriced drink at that store!
thats all for today. take it easy guys and God bless
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
you know what they say about short men!... they wear oversized aprons of course!
"can i get a decaf triple tall 1 pump sugar-free vanilla 1 pump sugar-free hazelnut half soy half non-fat with cinnamon and vanilla powder extra hot no foam... EXTRA WHIP latte..................... in a grande cup." have mercy. oh the irony, the extra whipped cream.
sorry i havent been posting as much as i should. nor have i been followin you guys' blogs as much as i want to because of work n stuff.
what's happened in the last 2 weeks?...
starbucks is slightly overwhelming at first considering the millions of different drinks (and modifiers) i have to memorize... FML.
i'm starting to like this girl at work. but i think she's taken. she's a good category 1. she's really nice. not like CUTE cute but personality definetely triumphs here. and her body makes up for her face too =P but she's a part-timer so i dont see her as often.
the guy crush? soooo today i was like randomly staring at him (because we're good enough buds to do this. imagine if the dude didnt like me...) and he was like "why are you staring at me?" and i was like "why not?" and we laughed it off. and then! just when he was about to start his shift he was askin if i could help him adjust his green apron because he's short and all and we once made fun of him how his apron like reached way below his knees. LOL dont worry it was all friendly jokes... aka "we laughed WITH him not AT him" situation thing. so i helped him and it was the most intimate moment i'll probably ever have with him LOL
ok to describe him in detail if you guys are wondering...
first off he's short. but not skinny though. he's kind of meaty. but not like muscular (like my shrek back at my old job... *daydreams...*) he's a year younger than me. if you saw him you probably wouldnt have thought he was was all that good-looking because i have bad taste in men anyways =P but i think he's cute.
what else?... oh ya my house wifi is down so i'm using my precious phone's data to post this.
OHHHH i forgot to tell you guys. so i found my SECOND iphone... the one my sister gave me but then i THOUGHT i lost it at my church retreat. but here's the dumbass part. i found it sticking out of the duffle bag i brought with me just as i was trying to find my lost WALLET! its a motherfucking disease i swear. how much shit have i lost this year? my wallet... my iphone... my wallet again... my travelling document to get back to canada. my dignity because i've lost so many things. the only thing i've gained is my embarassing reputation for losing shit like this.
good night and God bless always guys.
sorry i havent been posting as much as i should. nor have i been followin you guys' blogs as much as i want to because of work n stuff.
what's happened in the last 2 weeks?...
starbucks is slightly overwhelming at first considering the millions of different drinks (and modifiers) i have to memorize... FML.
i'm starting to like this girl at work. but i think she's taken. she's a good category 1. she's really nice. not like CUTE cute but personality definetely triumphs here. and her body makes up for her face too =P but she's a part-timer so i dont see her as often.
the guy crush? soooo today i was like randomly staring at him (because we're good enough buds to do this. imagine if the dude didnt like me...) and he was like "why are you staring at me?" and i was like "why not?" and we laughed it off. and then! just when he was about to start his shift he was askin if i could help him adjust his green apron because he's short and all and we once made fun of him how his apron like reached way below his knees. LOL dont worry it was all friendly jokes... aka "we laughed WITH him not AT him" situation thing. so i helped him and it was the most intimate moment i'll probably ever have with him LOL
ok to describe him in detail if you guys are wondering...
first off he's short. but not skinny though. he's kind of meaty. but not like muscular (like my shrek back at my old job... *daydreams...*) he's a year younger than me. if you saw him you probably wouldnt have thought he was was all that good-looking because i have bad taste in men anyways =P but i think he's cute.
what else?... oh ya my house wifi is down so i'm using my precious phone's data to post this.
OHHHH i forgot to tell you guys. so i found my SECOND iphone... the one my sister gave me but then i THOUGHT i lost it at my church retreat. but here's the dumbass part. i found it sticking out of the duffle bag i brought with me just as i was trying to find my lost WALLET! its a motherfucking disease i swear. how much shit have i lost this year? my wallet... my iphone... my wallet again... my travelling document to get back to canada. my dignity because i've lost so many things. the only thing i've gained is my embarassing reputation for losing shit like this.
good night and God bless always guys.
Friday, November 5, 2010
BAARRRRRISSSTAAAAAA
so... i'm back.
2 months is it? well i miss u guys tons. but u prolly dont miss me hah!
i definetely have a lot to catch up on here.
a lot of shit happened. i'll just highlight the goodies in point form. i'll try to explain in detail in future posts when i'm not so lazy. i'll also try to catch up on u guys' post as best as i can... i wonder who's hooked up with a dude for the first time, who's come out for the first time, etc.
now where'd i leave off at again?...
- BARELY able to return to canada
- lost my iphone in a taxi in my country
- had sis give me her old iphone and eventually loat it too a few weeks later (burberry wallet dejavu)
- had trouble finding a job for about a month until i finally got one. at good ol starbucks
- is having mixed feelings as to whether or not i actually like this 5'-tall guy at sbux. o ya he's filipino again. but he's so cute though!
- "not again, joey"
- i wore purple on october 20th.
- i decided to buy the iphone 4. (the reason i've been gone for so long is because i have no comp to use to write on my blog since BOTH of my last 2 oh-so-personal iphones were lost). now i am writing this post on my 3rd iphone. 3 time's a charm
- fortunately i am now slowly recovering financially from my one-month unemployment and my one-extra-month overstay in my country
- aaaaaandddd...... the broncos have been sucking. badly. so has the chargers. n the cowboys (which is actually good for me cuz i hate them). kansas city have been suckingly and suprisingly been good. so has oakland. n seattle (kinda). fuck. another yr out of the playoffs for the mile high city T_T
take it easy and God bless always peeps. gnite.
2 months is it? well i miss u guys tons. but u prolly dont miss me hah!
i definetely have a lot to catch up on here.
a lot of shit happened. i'll just highlight the goodies in point form. i'll try to explain in detail in future posts when i'm not so lazy. i'll also try to catch up on u guys' post as best as i can... i wonder who's hooked up with a dude for the first time, who's come out for the first time, etc.
now where'd i leave off at again?...
- BARELY able to return to canada
- lost my iphone in a taxi in my country
- had sis give me her old iphone and eventually loat it too a few weeks later (burberry wallet dejavu)
- had trouble finding a job for about a month until i finally got one. at good ol starbucks
- is having mixed feelings as to whether or not i actually like this 5'-tall guy at sbux. o ya he's filipino again. but he's so cute though!
- "not again, joey"
- i wore purple on october 20th.
- i decided to buy the iphone 4. (the reason i've been gone for so long is because i have no comp to use to write on my blog since BOTH of my last 2 oh-so-personal iphones were lost). now i am writing this post on my 3rd iphone. 3 time's a charm
- fortunately i am now slowly recovering financially from my one-month unemployment and my one-extra-month overstay in my country
- aaaaaandddd...... the broncos have been sucking. badly. so has the chargers. n the cowboys (which is actually good for me cuz i hate them). kansas city have been suckingly and suprisingly been good. so has oakland. n seattle (kinda). fuck. another yr out of the playoffs for the mile high city T_T
take it easy and God bless always peeps. gnite.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
vaykay in my country part 6: the beginning of the end
aug 31
so this morning i called up shrek (because its nighttime there) for the first time in weeks. damn it felt good to hear his voice again =) ...
i was asking him how things are and shit. apparently he told me the mistress is moved to another branch store and now he feels "blue" LOL too bad.
he told me he misses me and that without the mistress or me at the store he no longer has any motivation to work. he says that everyone else at the store seems to notice his blueness too. drama queen.
so i asked him about my blog and where he's at right now. and he's like "secret"... ok wtf's that supposed to mean. and he was like laughing and said "i just dont wanna talk about it." and i thought like did i say something on it to offend you? but i just said to him "ok whatever dude" and changed topics. awkward shit.
i'm probably not gonna be back in toronto anytime before the 12th of september. i happened to have submitted my travel document just today and it takes about 7 business days to process.
i'm running out of money. my school starts next tuesday. and i just missed all of CNE (canadian national exhibition).
i still have to call my school to figure out what i should do. because i havent even paid my tuition fees nor have i taken the entry level test nor do i know if there are still available seats. so. if i cant go to school this year i'll just work another year. n i think its more ideal that way since i'd get the opportunity to save up money for my tuition (which is only like round $3500/yr or something). n i really want to go back to LA to visit my relatives by christmas of next year. los angeles. is. sick. havent been back since '04. totally stoked if its confirmed.
one of the things i love about mexicans are their candies (and also their girls. n some guys too). best candies in the world. they're like a mix of sweet, sour, salty, and SPICY. i'm literally salivating just thinking about it. imma bring back a shitload of them once i get to LA.
so i think its a done deal. just one more year of work =)
random thought: i like men with short necks. is that weird?
so this morning i called up shrek (because its nighttime there) for the first time in weeks. damn it felt good to hear his voice again =) ...
i was asking him how things are and shit. apparently he told me the mistress is moved to another branch store and now he feels "blue" LOL too bad.
he told me he misses me and that without the mistress or me at the store he no longer has any motivation to work. he says that everyone else at the store seems to notice his blueness too. drama queen.
so i asked him about my blog and where he's at right now. and he's like "secret"... ok wtf's that supposed to mean. and he was like laughing and said "i just dont wanna talk about it." and i thought like did i say something on it to offend you? but i just said to him "ok whatever dude" and changed topics. awkward shit.
i'm probably not gonna be back in toronto anytime before the 12th of september. i happened to have submitted my travel document just today and it takes about 7 business days to process.
i'm running out of money. my school starts next tuesday. and i just missed all of CNE (canadian national exhibition).
i still have to call my school to figure out what i should do. because i havent even paid my tuition fees nor have i taken the entry level test nor do i know if there are still available seats. so. if i cant go to school this year i'll just work another year. n i think its more ideal that way since i'd get the opportunity to save up money for my tuition (which is only like round $3500/yr or something). n i really want to go back to LA to visit my relatives by christmas of next year. los angeles. is. sick. havent been back since '04. totally stoked if its confirmed.
one of the things i love about mexicans are their candies (and also their girls. n some guys too). best candies in the world. they're like a mix of sweet, sour, salty, and SPICY. i'm literally salivating just thinking about it. imma bring back a shitload of them once i get to LA.
so i think its a done deal. just one more year of work =)
random thought: i like men with short necks. is that weird?
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
vaykay in my country part 5: singaporean men.
aug 22
i watched the expendables today. to be honest it didnt really attract me all that much just from watching the trailers. i already knew it would've been filled with more cheese than a bag of cheetos (wtf) lol. i mean c'mon, with that many action stars in one film you know for sure it's all action and no story. there was one, just that it sucked. the action was excellent i thought haha, definetely a rollercoaster ride. but it was nothing but.
need i mention jason statham is deelish! lol man, a category 1 indeed.
aug 24
i'm like beyond pissed at this moment. hopeful, but more pissed than ever. i really should learn to be more thankful. i am. no really i am.
long story short i'm here at the changi airport of singapore waiting for my flight back to my country. such a pointless trip. thanks to the very professional miscommunications between the canadian government in canada, the canadian visa office in my country, and the high commission of canada in singapore. after much money, time, energy wasted for nothing today, i am a step closer to returning to canada.
btw singaporean english has got to be one of the least understandable english accents i've ever heard. its like a mix of... chinese, malay, tamil, and british.
dayummm women in spore are beautiful! actually most of the beautiful ones i saw were in the downtown area. and they showed much legs with their mini skirts (thank you hot weather). long bare legs are always nice to see =P well aside from their legs many of them got cute faces too.
the gentlemen were alright--there was an exception though.
i had to go to the police department there to process this one document i need. one the officers was cuuutttteeee!!! honestly i had a hard time just trying to keep myself from smiling. he's got these real cute eyes and these real cute lips cuz he's real cute! and tan. you know i like my men tan. category 3.
you would think that changi airport, one of the best airports in the world, would provide public electrical outlets... i'm stuck here with a nokia thats run out of battery and my iphone's only got 7% life left. why...
i watched the expendables today. to be honest it didnt really attract me all that much just from watching the trailers. i already knew it would've been filled with more cheese than a bag of cheetos (wtf) lol. i mean c'mon, with that many action stars in one film you know for sure it's all action and no story. there was one, just that it sucked. the action was excellent i thought haha, definetely a rollercoaster ride. but it was nothing but.
need i mention jason statham is deelish! lol man, a category 1 indeed.
aug 24
i'm like beyond pissed at this moment. hopeful, but more pissed than ever. i really should learn to be more thankful. i am. no really i am.
long story short i'm here at the changi airport of singapore waiting for my flight back to my country. such a pointless trip. thanks to the very professional miscommunications between the canadian government in canada, the canadian visa office in my country, and the high commission of canada in singapore. after much money, time, energy wasted for nothing today, i am a step closer to returning to canada.
btw singaporean english has got to be one of the least understandable english accents i've ever heard. its like a mix of... chinese, malay, tamil, and british.
dayummm women in spore are beautiful! actually most of the beautiful ones i saw were in the downtown area. and they showed much legs with their mini skirts (thank you hot weather). long bare legs are always nice to see =P well aside from their legs many of them got cute faces too.
the gentlemen were alright--there was an exception though.
i had to go to the police department there to process this one document i need. one the officers was cuuutttteeee!!! honestly i had a hard time just trying to keep myself from smiling. he's got these real cute eyes and these real cute lips cuz he's real cute! and tan. you know i like my men tan. category 3.
you would think that changi airport, one of the best airports in the world, would provide public electrical outlets... i'm stuck here with a nokia thats run out of battery and my iphone's only got 7% life left. why...
Saturday, August 21, 2010
vaykay in my country part 4: stuck in my country...
aug 17
well. my flight was on the 15th. which means i should be in toronto by now right? wrong.
apparently i'm stuck here in my country because i refused to pay $50 to process my travel documents to replace my lost Permanent Resident Card to be able to fly back to canadia. sooo i was supposed to fly at 2pm from here to taipei. and on that very day at around 1pm i was at the baggage counter when they asked me for my canadian visa.
i told them i'm a permanent resident there, but unfortunately just a week before my flight to my country i had lost my wallet along with my PR Card. i thought to myself like cant you look up my name on your database thingy. i mean i think it's kind of ridiculous how a small piece of object i carry around which you would only LOOK at is necessary to be with me in person. i already have at least a photocopy of the darn thing (i managed to photocopy it just before i lost it). if the information in the photocopy doesnt match what you have in the database, then send me to jail for fraud. but its an exact copy of the real thing. my picture is there. I WANT TO GO HOME NOW!!! lol
not that i dont like my country. just that i have many urgent business to take care of there. school starts on sept 7. i still have to deal with my unpaid tuition fees. i still have to take an entry level test thingy... i might as well just postpone my school to this january or something. work another 4 months or so. i'm not gonna lie and say this doesnt suck. because it does.
now i have to go to fuckin singapore because my poor-ass country cant provide me of one of my missing documents to APPLY for my travel documents here in my country. and then come back here to submit the actual application with all the missing documents. it will take ANOTHER 3-5 business days afte that.
first i got my car towed. then lost my wallet. now my flight is delayed for another 2 weeks. its definetely been quite the summer for me.
aug 21
today i went to buy pokemon soul silver for only 30 cents hohoho. well actually i bought the file itself. i cant download from websites anymore now because i think like the game companies are complaining they're losing money or something... meh, not bad. works better than the one i downloaded which kept freezing.
tonight i also went to go play a little indoor soccer with my friend and his co-workers. dang, havent done much exercise since i left for my country.
o did o tell you? a few days i went riding on this service motorcycle thingy where these motorists wait in front of busy places like malls and stuff and they offer you a ride on their motorcycle. apparently this is a very common form of public transportation. i pay only about $2.50 for a 9km ride. not too shabby compared to taxis back in canadia.
these bad boys are fast, agile, and you make the payment agreement BEFORE you get on the bike. you can even bargain. for example
"how much is it to times square?"
"$4"
"man thats expensive. $2, how about it?
"thats too low! $3."
"nevermind then... *walks away. with hope of him calling you back*"
"alright get on. $2.50 final"
and just like that i'm on my way to wherever in no time. when you consider the unnerving traffic here in my country, a motorist like that is an excellent option knowing he'll be able to fit in between cars. cheaper than a taxi and i can get to my destination faster. not to mention unlike taxis, with these motorists the price is already fixed!
but unfortunately a few days back my calf accidentally touched the burning hot exhaust pipe. nothing serious though. its funny how i suddenly remembered shrek that night because he too has a scar from a similar incident back in the philippines.
talk about shrek, he hasnt been picking up my phone calls, replying my txts, nor replying my facebook messages. dude if you're reading this ANSWER THE FUCKIN PHONE MAN! lol i miss you you jerk.
well. my flight was on the 15th. which means i should be in toronto by now right? wrong.
apparently i'm stuck here in my country because i refused to pay $50 to process my travel documents to replace my lost Permanent Resident Card to be able to fly back to canadia. sooo i was supposed to fly at 2pm from here to taipei. and on that very day at around 1pm i was at the baggage counter when they asked me for my canadian visa.
i told them i'm a permanent resident there, but unfortunately just a week before my flight to my country i had lost my wallet along with my PR Card. i thought to myself like cant you look up my name on your database thingy. i mean i think it's kind of ridiculous how a small piece of object i carry around which you would only LOOK at is necessary to be with me in person. i already have at least a photocopy of the darn thing (i managed to photocopy it just before i lost it). if the information in the photocopy doesnt match what you have in the database, then send me to jail for fraud. but its an exact copy of the real thing. my picture is there. I WANT TO GO HOME NOW!!! lol
not that i dont like my country. just that i have many urgent business to take care of there. school starts on sept 7. i still have to deal with my unpaid tuition fees. i still have to take an entry level test thingy... i might as well just postpone my school to this january or something. work another 4 months or so. i'm not gonna lie and say this doesnt suck. because it does.
now i have to go to fuckin singapore because my poor-ass country cant provide me of one of my missing documents to APPLY for my travel documents here in my country. and then come back here to submit the actual application with all the missing documents. it will take ANOTHER 3-5 business days afte that.
first i got my car towed. then lost my wallet. now my flight is delayed for another 2 weeks. its definetely been quite the summer for me.
aug 21
today i went to buy pokemon soul silver for only 30 cents hohoho. well actually i bought the file itself. i cant download from websites anymore now because i think like the game companies are complaining they're losing money or something... meh, not bad. works better than the one i downloaded which kept freezing.
tonight i also went to go play a little indoor soccer with my friend and his co-workers. dang, havent done much exercise since i left for my country.
o did o tell you? a few days i went riding on this service motorcycle thingy where these motorists wait in front of busy places like malls and stuff and they offer you a ride on their motorcycle. apparently this is a very common form of public transportation. i pay only about $2.50 for a 9km ride. not too shabby compared to taxis back in canadia.
these bad boys are fast, agile, and you make the payment agreement BEFORE you get on the bike. you can even bargain. for example
"how much is it to times square?"
"$4"
"man thats expensive. $2, how about it?
"thats too low! $3."
"nevermind then... *walks away. with hope of him calling you back*"
"alright get on. $2.50 final"
and just like that i'm on my way to wherever in no time. when you consider the unnerving traffic here in my country, a motorist like that is an excellent option knowing he'll be able to fit in between cars. cheaper than a taxi and i can get to my destination faster. not to mention unlike taxis, with these motorists the price is already fixed!
but unfortunately a few days back my calf accidentally touched the burning hot exhaust pipe. nothing serious though. its funny how i suddenly remembered shrek that night because he too has a scar from a similar incident back in the philippines.
talk about shrek, he hasnt been picking up my phone calls, replying my txts, nor replying my facebook messages. dude if you're reading this ANSWER THE FUCKIN PHONE MAN! lol i miss you you jerk.
Friday, August 20, 2010
SQUAT TOILETS!!! LOL
aug 13
in my country i swear to goodness everybody here--i mean EVERYBODY who is not from out of the country do NOT wipe. they wash. with their hands. everybody here does it. from the villagers all the way to the president to even the beauty pageants i bet. how am i so sure? because almost all the toilets here do not provide toilet paper. when they do they're really meant to be used to wipe the toilet seats. not your ass. and EVERY single one has either a spray hose or one of those pipe things that stick out of the back of the underseat of the toilet thats meant to spray your ass. or a water spout, a bucket, and a small pail to wash yourself.
the people here to assure cleanliness they... well they also use their hand--their left hand. they believe its supposedly cleaner than using toilet papers.
there's a saying by the hand wipers everywhere "after you touch shit with your hands, would you rather wipe them with paper or wash it with water?"
i say well you dont shake hands with your ass nor eat with your ass. therefore you dont need to wash your ass as thoroughly as you would with your hands after evey time you shit. it's gonna get dirty again later anyways.
i mean i understand you wash your hands right after it but... can you imagine how dirty those toilet stall locks are? you know what i'm talking about? you touch your dirty asshole and you touch the lock to unlock the stall door... THEN you wash your hands lol. oh not to mention the manual sinks you have to touch to dispense water out of.
did i have to wipe my ass with my bare hands here? in the past 4 weeks i had always been trying to avoid a toilet-paperless stall. until today.
i had a major stomach-ache at this mall y'see. i went from restroom to restroom trying to find some toilet paper and there were none whatsoever. stupid me, the thought of simply BUYING some tissue or whatnot didn't occur through my shit-stained mind. all i could think of was where to drop my bomb.
"i gotta use my hands. i'm pretty much prairie dogging now."
in this country there is almost always a choice of sitting toilets or... you guessed it, squat toilet. not a typo.
now i've been reading about these toilets online and i do believe them when they say they're more sanitary than the sitting toilets. considering that there were no toilet paper to wipe the seats with, it does seem to be more sanitary to use the squat toilets since your ass can at least just hover over the toilet.
and that was exactly what i did. i used the famous squat toilet. thanks to my online research i learned that you shouldnt pull your shorts all the way down to your ankles or else you'd piss all over it. what you do is pull it down to just above your knees, squat down, then you do your business. and now its time for funnest part of it all. the ass-wiping.
what you do is you grab the hose with your right hand. what i did was i sprayed it from the front of my crotch and used my left to wipe the ass clean. i don't know what i should've really done better but i made quite a watery mess behind the toilet from the way i sprayed my ass. and since there was no toilet paper, my ass was still all wet just before i put on my underwear. i had to like shake my ass around a bit...
such a fucking mission to take a shit in this country. i'd trade annoying automatic toilets any day over toilet-paperless stalls.
in my country i swear to goodness everybody here--i mean EVERYBODY who is not from out of the country do NOT wipe. they wash. with their hands. everybody here does it. from the villagers all the way to the president to even the beauty pageants i bet. how am i so sure? because almost all the toilets here do not provide toilet paper. when they do they're really meant to be used to wipe the toilet seats. not your ass. and EVERY single one has either a spray hose or one of those pipe things that stick out of the back of the underseat of the toilet thats meant to spray your ass. or a water spout, a bucket, and a small pail to wash yourself.
the people here to assure cleanliness they... well they also use their hand--their left hand. they believe its supposedly cleaner than using toilet papers.
there's a saying by the hand wipers everywhere "after you touch shit with your hands, would you rather wipe them with paper or wash it with water?"
i say well you dont shake hands with your ass nor eat with your ass. therefore you dont need to wash your ass as thoroughly as you would with your hands after evey time you shit. it's gonna get dirty again later anyways.
i mean i understand you wash your hands right after it but... can you imagine how dirty those toilet stall locks are? you know what i'm talking about? you touch your dirty asshole and you touch the lock to unlock the stall door... THEN you wash your hands lol. oh not to mention the manual sinks you have to touch to dispense water out of.
did i have to wipe my ass with my bare hands here? in the past 4 weeks i had always been trying to avoid a toilet-paperless stall. until today.
i had a major stomach-ache at this mall y'see. i went from restroom to restroom trying to find some toilet paper and there were none whatsoever. stupid me, the thought of simply BUYING some tissue or whatnot didn't occur through my shit-stained mind. all i could think of was where to drop my bomb.
"i gotta use my hands. i'm pretty much prairie dogging now."
in this country there is almost always a choice of sitting toilets or... you guessed it, squat toilet. not a typo.
now i've been reading about these toilets online and i do believe them when they say they're more sanitary than the sitting toilets. considering that there were no toilet paper to wipe the seats with, it does seem to be more sanitary to use the squat toilets since your ass can at least just hover over the toilet.
and that was exactly what i did. i used the famous squat toilet. thanks to my online research i learned that you shouldnt pull your shorts all the way down to your ankles or else you'd piss all over it. what you do is pull it down to just above your knees, squat down, then you do your business. and now its time for funnest part of it all. the ass-wiping.
what you do is you grab the hose with your right hand. what i did was i sprayed it from the front of my crotch and used my left to wipe the ass clean. i don't know what i should've really done better but i made quite a watery mess behind the toilet from the way i sprayed my ass. and since there was no toilet paper, my ass was still all wet just before i put on my underwear. i had to like shake my ass around a bit...
such a fucking mission to take a shit in this country. i'd trade annoying automatic toilets any day over toilet-paperless stalls.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
vaykay in my country part 3: the REAL vacation
aug 2
right after the wedding the bride and groom, the bride's parents, her older brother, and i went to this popular island resort place thingy... a lot of white people lol, "i'm back in canada."
we stayed there for 5 nights and 4 days at some 3-star hotel with 2 large swimming pools which we only got 1 chance to swim in (ok the "54321" is corny but its all true =P)
we did a lot of shopping. the island was rich with culture and we brought home some pretty neat stuff.
we did some watersports. we went banana boating, scuba diving, parasailing, flying fish [hyperlink], and boated to another island to check out some pretty sick animals we could actually hold (sea turtles, boas, giant bats, and exotic birds).
later in the week i also went to "monkey jungle" where you go into this park where there are monkeys all over the place. you buy a bunch of bananas for about two bucks and you get to feed them one banana at a time. unfortunately when i got to hold the bunch one naughty monkey decided to climb up my shirt and snatched the bunch right out of my hands... my face was priceless--they said.
i ended the trip with a major fever. i felt like i was dying lol. i wanted my mommy...
so on the last day we went to this mall and i can barely walk because of the fever therefore i decided to stay in the car. they insisted i keep the AC on in the 36 degree weather inside of a parking lot. i told them just turn it off cuz for one it'll save gas and for two i have the chills anyway and AC would only make it worse. surprisingly it was quite relaxing in the burning hot car, windows UP. if i were healthy i prolly wudnt have lasted 5 minutes in there. it felt like a fuckin sauna in there...
overall that island place was siiiccckkkkk... like man i'd much rather live on that island than at the city i am staying at. the place was full of culture and there's always neat things to do and buy.
aug 4
last sunday i went to a wedding a of a relative of my mom's whom i could not recall ever knowing since i was really little when i "knew" them. so my aunt took me to the wedding. we went straight to the reception and it was a relatively traditional wedding reception and all. they had up pictures of the bride and groom at the entrance and i remember thinkin "damn the groom is cute!" and little did i know that he's actually the MUCH younger cousin of my mom. he's 27 and i would call him uncle. my brother who is 36 would then call his 23-yr-old sister aunty. hehe funny. talk about her, she was one of the bridesmaids and i took a liking to her too and i too found out shortly that she was my aunty and i was like ">=O" like seriously wtf lol.
my attire i thought posed to be a little problem personally for me. while everybody else had traditional formal apparel i had on some clothes... lets just say too "new york" for the event. well i thought since its a wedding reception and all i gotta look good. and i forgot the trendiest people of this country are the rich-ass chinese who actually has the money to pay for such urban-style clothes here. my mom's family, unfortunately for my wardrobe that night, is not chinese. lesson learned.
aug 8
i just got back from a 3-day trip to the bride's hometown (about 3-hour drive). it wasnt as nice as the island resort place but... i met a dude i really liked--not as much as shrek of course hehe
so i met a since-middle-school friend of the bride who apparently is some kind of breakdancer who competes nationally. he's definitely one of my weirder crushes...
he's short, pale, of chinese background,... and short. omg he's so short. but he's so cute (note: cute. not gorgeous) and so funny too! fuck i cant believe i'm crushing on a dude like him. anyways.
i'm back in the big city again (still in my country). went swimming at the bride's tonight and saw a very unattractive naked FAT chinese man in the change room. blech.
soooooooo i'm flyin back to canada in less than 7 days! woot woot. i'm actually kinda bored of my country now. but i'll of course miss the good CHEAP food here. man do i love cheap food. minus those damn runs.
btw i've been tryin to find a cheap pokemon soulsilver game here but all they got are files of pirated games, not the actual game. because i've been trying to play the one i downloaded myself but the thing keeps fuckin freezing right? so i thought i could get a cheap one here. they sell 3 ds games for a buck. meh, better than nothing.
warning: xxx-rated stuff to follow. read at your own risk. not like it'll stop you from reading.
random topic: since it's my blog and i can say whatever i want...
when i watch straight porn, i am really turned on by watching both men and women get off... i'm talking about those grunting, screaming, shaking orgasms.
like for example when i see a HOT, quiet man fucking a chick and he suddenly gets all buck wild as he gets off. as he'd tremble in pleasure. especially the dudes with nice deep voices... ooh =P
same goes with women. i definitely like watching girls play with themselves. i get all riled up watching hot girls masturbating then squirting all over the place and then starts to quiver in orgasm. thats so hot. i love squirters.
i hear there are techniques to get a girl to squirt... i should try this sometime on a girlfriend.
aug 9
boy do i miss shrek. a lot.
right after the wedding the bride and groom, the bride's parents, her older brother, and i went to this popular island resort place thingy... a lot of white people lol, "i'm back in canada."
we stayed there for 5 nights and 4 days at some 3-star hotel with 2 large swimming pools which we only got 1 chance to swim in (ok the "54321" is corny but its all true =P)
we did a lot of shopping. the island was rich with culture and we brought home some pretty neat stuff.
we did some watersports. we went banana boating, scuba diving, parasailing, flying fish [hyperlink], and boated to another island to check out some pretty sick animals we could actually hold (sea turtles, boas, giant bats, and exotic birds).
later in the week i also went to "monkey jungle" where you go into this park where there are monkeys all over the place. you buy a bunch of bananas for about two bucks and you get to feed them one banana at a time. unfortunately when i got to hold the bunch one naughty monkey decided to climb up my shirt and snatched the bunch right out of my hands... my face was priceless--they said.
i ended the trip with a major fever. i felt like i was dying lol. i wanted my mommy...
so on the last day we went to this mall and i can barely walk because of the fever therefore i decided to stay in the car. they insisted i keep the AC on in the 36 degree weather inside of a parking lot. i told them just turn it off cuz for one it'll save gas and for two i have the chills anyway and AC would only make it worse. surprisingly it was quite relaxing in the burning hot car, windows UP. if i were healthy i prolly wudnt have lasted 5 minutes in there. it felt like a fuckin sauna in there...
overall that island place was siiiccckkkkk... like man i'd much rather live on that island than at the city i am staying at. the place was full of culture and there's always neat things to do and buy.
aug 4
last sunday i went to a wedding a of a relative of my mom's whom i could not recall ever knowing since i was really little when i "knew" them. so my aunt took me to the wedding. we went straight to the reception and it was a relatively traditional wedding reception and all. they had up pictures of the bride and groom at the entrance and i remember thinkin "damn the groom is cute!" and little did i know that he's actually the MUCH younger cousin of my mom. he's 27 and i would call him uncle. my brother who is 36 would then call his 23-yr-old sister aunty. hehe funny. talk about her, she was one of the bridesmaids and i took a liking to her too and i too found out shortly that she was my aunty and i was like ">=O" like seriously wtf lol.
my attire i thought posed to be a little problem personally for me. while everybody else had traditional formal apparel i had on some clothes... lets just say too "new york" for the event. well i thought since its a wedding reception and all i gotta look good. and i forgot the trendiest people of this country are the rich-ass chinese who actually has the money to pay for such urban-style clothes here. my mom's family, unfortunately for my wardrobe that night, is not chinese. lesson learned.
aug 8
i just got back from a 3-day trip to the bride's hometown (about 3-hour drive). it wasnt as nice as the island resort place but... i met a dude i really liked--not as much as shrek of course hehe
so i met a since-middle-school friend of the bride who apparently is some kind of breakdancer who competes nationally. he's definitely one of my weirder crushes...
he's short, pale, of chinese background,... and short. omg he's so short. but he's so cute (note: cute. not gorgeous) and so funny too! fuck i cant believe i'm crushing on a dude like him. anyways.
i'm back in the big city again (still in my country). went swimming at the bride's tonight and saw a very unattractive naked FAT chinese man in the change room. blech.
soooooooo i'm flyin back to canada in less than 7 days! woot woot. i'm actually kinda bored of my country now. but i'll of course miss the good CHEAP food here. man do i love cheap food. minus those damn runs.
btw i've been tryin to find a cheap pokemon soulsilver game here but all they got are files of pirated games, not the actual game. because i've been trying to play the one i downloaded myself but the thing keeps fuckin freezing right? so i thought i could get a cheap one here. they sell 3 ds games for a buck. meh, better than nothing.
warning: xxx-rated stuff to follow. read at your own risk. not like it'll stop you from reading.
random topic: since it's my blog and i can say whatever i want...
when i watch straight porn, i am really turned on by watching both men and women get off... i'm talking about those grunting, screaming, shaking orgasms.
like for example when i see a HOT, quiet man fucking a chick and he suddenly gets all buck wild as he gets off. as he'd tremble in pleasure. especially the dudes with nice deep voices... ooh =P
same goes with women. i definitely like watching girls play with themselves. i get all riled up watching hot girls masturbating then squirting all over the place and then starts to quiver in orgasm. thats so hot. i love squirters.
i hear there are techniques to get a girl to squirt... i should try this sometime on a girlfriend.
aug 9
boy do i miss shrek. a lot.
Monday, August 9, 2010
vaykay in my country part 2: the wedding
july 29
its been 2 weeks since i even wrote anything on my iBlog (blog written on my notes app)...
a lot has happened. i've never been back to my country since '97. everything's almost new to me. so i told u that i'm goin back for one of my best friends wedding. i'll tell u in detail later. what am i doing now? i am on the toilet as i am writing this, in a hotel at this island resort place from 26-30th of july.
so since a lot has happened i have a lot to talk about =)
but i'll just share u guys the hilights (how do you spell hilights btw?)
lets start from the beginning.
i arrived at my homecountry's airport greeted by a massive black rat. you heard me right, i saw a rat run across the immigration hall of the airport. anyways.
so i seem to have this perspiration problem in my homecountry. i sweat like a pig here compared to back in toronto. the humidity is just absolutely overwhelming for me.
the malls here are so much bigger than in the West holy shit. but a lot of stuff are really cheap too here compared to stuff in the West. like those street vendors who ironically make some of the best foods i've tasted is only about $1.50 for a whole meal. thats insane! even the middle class restaurants that i would spend at least $20 in canada i only spend about $11 here. love it =) not only food but pretty much all kinds of stuff are cheap here. i get a haircut there in canada for $16 on average. here: $6. and that already includes washing of the hair. nooo i have 2 more weeks left here!
i had the runs for the first 3 days of my trip here because of the food. my friend's mom took me to their local doctor and the doctor gave me a shot on my ass and a bunch of other medicines. they worked though. the runs only lasted only til the next night.
the wedding was pretty neat. although it wasn't exactly a traditional wedding nor a western wedding. i found it kind of weird. it was held at this 4-star hotel. we decided to book a room for all the bridesmaids, groomsmen, and the bride and groom's parents and grandparents. talk about the bridesmaids one of them got me thinkin... of dirty thoughts. she's got one of those bitchy naughty girl looks... *pank pank*
the day sarted out with the holy matrimony at 11am. it lasted for about 2 hours i think. and then we had to wait in our hotel rooms until 7pm which is when the reception begins.
holy shit. 1,200 people came in about 15 minutes into the reception. and the bride and groom had to shake hands with ALL 1,200 guests. i would cry. honestly. 1200 fuckin people!!!
thats apparently how it works here in my country. especially when you're a relatively rich person like the groom's parents, extravagance is mandatory. the more people who comes the better. and the more wedding gifts you get.
why is it weird? well because how it works is that the guests come all dressed up, shake hands with the bride and groom, and then mingle amongst each other in the banquet hall with drinks and food and chocolate fondue. soon after they go home. so it's not like those western weddings where the (limited lol) guests come, sit, and watch certain entertainment performances of different sorts. they watch the bride and groom have their first dance. and would be able to dance on an actual dance floor, right? well not here.
btw, i forgot to mention that i, as one of his best friends, had to give an embarrassingly too long of a champagne toast in front of all of the 1,200 guests. remind me to never to be anybody's groomsmen if they were to marry in my country.
and also, they had an enormous wedding cake that was purposely made to decorate and not eaten. i mean it's a real cake but they said the icing on the cake was so hard you can barely cut it.
the bill for the whole wedding? they told me it was almost $70,000 USD. o fyi because it was done in my country and everything's much cheaper than if it were done in the West, it seemed as if it costed even more than $70K. and that was because only the groom's family was rich. sometimes these chinese have weddings in the 6 figures range. they're of chinese descent, no wonder. and the chinese run pretty much 90% of my country's economy. pretty much like the jews of this place.
no wedding cake to eat. no first dance. no dance floor. and 1,200 people showed up. i will never get married in my country.
so there was this pastor's daughter whom i had been crushing on ever since she came to visit toronto who also came to the wedding. she brought along a boyfriend too lol. and he was short. i say he was kind of cute... but short. she's like 5'10", wore 8-inch heels, and he looked to be 5'6". why not go out with me who's also 5'10"? =) and i was naively asking her "hey is he your little brother"
and she was like "no he's my....... friend hehe"
and i was like "omg i'm so sorry... i thought he was your little brother. LOL"
ya.
there was also this really cute guy who happens to be one of the groom's good friends. he's half indian half chinese. as i scanned across the 1,200 guests i think it's safe to say personally he was the best-looking guy among them all. but he's got this really weird high-pitched laugh that kinda irks me. he'd probably only fit under my category 3. super cute nevertheless.
its been 2 weeks since i even wrote anything on my iBlog (blog written on my notes app)...
a lot has happened. i've never been back to my country since '97. everything's almost new to me. so i told u that i'm goin back for one of my best friends wedding. i'll tell u in detail later. what am i doing now? i am on the toilet as i am writing this, in a hotel at this island resort place from 26-30th of july.
so since a lot has happened i have a lot to talk about =)
but i'll just share u guys the hilights (how do you spell hilights btw?)
lets start from the beginning.
i arrived at my homecountry's airport greeted by a massive black rat. you heard me right, i saw a rat run across the immigration hall of the airport. anyways.
so i seem to have this perspiration problem in my homecountry. i sweat like a pig here compared to back in toronto. the humidity is just absolutely overwhelming for me.
the malls here are so much bigger than in the West holy shit. but a lot of stuff are really cheap too here compared to stuff in the West. like those street vendors who ironically make some of the best foods i've tasted is only about $1.50 for a whole meal. thats insane! even the middle class restaurants that i would spend at least $20 in canada i only spend about $11 here. love it =) not only food but pretty much all kinds of stuff are cheap here. i get a haircut there in canada for $16 on average. here: $6. and that already includes washing of the hair. nooo i have 2 more weeks left here!
i had the runs for the first 3 days of my trip here because of the food. my friend's mom took me to their local doctor and the doctor gave me a shot on my ass and a bunch of other medicines. they worked though. the runs only lasted only til the next night.
the wedding was pretty neat. although it wasn't exactly a traditional wedding nor a western wedding. i found it kind of weird. it was held at this 4-star hotel. we decided to book a room for all the bridesmaids, groomsmen, and the bride and groom's parents and grandparents. talk about the bridesmaids one of them got me thinkin... of dirty thoughts. she's got one of those bitchy naughty girl looks... *pank pank*
the day sarted out with the holy matrimony at 11am. it lasted for about 2 hours i think. and then we had to wait in our hotel rooms until 7pm which is when the reception begins.
holy shit. 1,200 people came in about 15 minutes into the reception. and the bride and groom had to shake hands with ALL 1,200 guests. i would cry. honestly. 1200 fuckin people!!!
thats apparently how it works here in my country. especially when you're a relatively rich person like the groom's parents, extravagance is mandatory. the more people who comes the better. and the more wedding gifts you get.
why is it weird? well because how it works is that the guests come all dressed up, shake hands with the bride and groom, and then mingle amongst each other in the banquet hall with drinks and food and chocolate fondue. soon after they go home. so it's not like those western weddings where the (limited lol) guests come, sit, and watch certain entertainment performances of different sorts. they watch the bride and groom have their first dance. and would be able to dance on an actual dance floor, right? well not here.
btw, i forgot to mention that i, as one of his best friends, had to give an embarrassingly too long of a champagne toast in front of all of the 1,200 guests. remind me to never to be anybody's groomsmen if they were to marry in my country.
and also, they had an enormous wedding cake that was purposely made to decorate and not eaten. i mean it's a real cake but they said the icing on the cake was so hard you can barely cut it.
the bill for the whole wedding? they told me it was almost $70,000 USD. o fyi because it was done in my country and everything's much cheaper than if it were done in the West, it seemed as if it costed even more than $70K. and that was because only the groom's family was rich. sometimes these chinese have weddings in the 6 figures range. they're of chinese descent, no wonder. and the chinese run pretty much 90% of my country's economy. pretty much like the jews of this place.
no wedding cake to eat. no first dance. no dance floor. and 1,200 people showed up. i will never get married in my country.
so there was this pastor's daughter whom i had been crushing on ever since she came to visit toronto who also came to the wedding. she brought along a boyfriend too lol. and he was short. i say he was kind of cute... but short. she's like 5'10", wore 8-inch heels, and he looked to be 5'6". why not go out with me who's also 5'10"? =) and i was naively asking her "hey is he your little brother"
and she was like "no he's my....... friend hehe"
and i was like "omg i'm so sorry... i thought he was your little brother. LOL"
ya.
there was also this really cute guy who happens to be one of the groom's good friends. he's half indian half chinese. as i scanned across the 1,200 guests i think it's safe to say personally he was the best-looking guy among them all. but he's got this really weird high-pitched laugh that kinda irks me. he'd probably only fit under my category 3. super cute nevertheless.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
vaykay in my country part 1: just before arriving
note: i havent been able to blog (even on my iphone) about anything for over a week now. A LOT has happened in the last week. so much of this was written when i was still in toronto. now i am in my country. all of last week i've been living at my friend's (who just got married last saturday) house and i just didn't feel comfortable if i were to blog from his computer if he were to ever see a page history from www.biangularshape.blogspot.com. so since i am staying over at a hotel at the moment i am using the hotel's computer to write my new post. hopefully by tomorrow i will have the most recent updated post to tell you of what i went through in the last week. this is what i had left of my blog posts before i arrived in my country.
july 11
today was my last day at work.
i hated it. simply because i love my co-workers so much. especially shrek. it's a sunday so it's not as busy at the store. the mistress happened to work today too with us. i have to admit i was feeling a tad bit jealous of her while they were making sandwiches (literally) together. lol nothing serious though. the girl is cute. i don't blame him for liking her too. he also happened to work almost the same shift as me (i was 8-4, he was 7-3). so i tried to make our final 6 hours together at work last =) haha damn i'm such a cheeseball.
then i went to that corny cliff bench place thingy to just think. i grabbed a bag of doritos and a bottle of lipton, hit the play button on my ipod and thought and thought and thought. i just had a lot of shit on my mind and i felt it best to just sit there and reflect. my wallet, threat of identity theft, going back to my country, my still unsold car, and of course him. i wished i were sitting there right beside him. as i was laying around on the bench i imagined my head resting on top of his lap as he would run his fingers through my hair... i want to feel what my girlfriends felt when i would do that to them... i want to know what it feels like to be a "girlfriend" of another dude. someday.
i plan to take him out again sometime this week just before i leave. i really have never felt like this for a guy. it is kind of weird to be honest. but it's the best kind of weird.
so there were these really peppy girls come into the store. i love hot girls when they're all perky and shit. well it does get annoying if she's always perky but when she's in that jolly tease-y mood it does get me going somehow. i just love it when girls tease me.
i remember one of my ex girlfriends would come out of the shower and go into her room and have her towel pulled up real high. and then she would bend over to get something out of her closet knowing full well that her ass and punani would just be staring at me in the face. next thing i know i have my face burried in it. and she'd act like she doesn't like it. i cant believe i'm telling you guys this. let's keep this classy joey.
july 14
last night my crush called me up just to talk bout the mistress. apparently he saw a dude making a comment on her facebook wall saying something that made shrek question her who the guy is. she told him he's only the boyfriend of her sister's... in india. i saw the guy's pic on facebook and he was not that good-looking at all. i told shrek he's got nothing to worry about. i told shrek that he's a much better-looking guy than the dude anyways. he was like "it's not the guy i'm worried about. it's her. i'm starting to question her loyalty". loyalty? hmm last time i remember you're still married and are cheating on your wife lol.
so then he called me up at 5 am just to tell me he's still worried about her. ugh wtf lol he's lucky he's my crush or else i wud've just hit ignore and gone back to bed. he asked me if i'm mad and i told him "no. i never get tired of hearing your voice anyways =)"
he also wanted to buy my car. and i was like dude i need money for college so dont be thinking i'm gonna lower the price just because i like you lol. i always say a girlfriend wont buy me into college. and obviously the message is college comes before a boyfriend or girlfriend.
july 16
so i'm leaving tonigt for my country. i got everything packed up. i'm gonna sell my car to my friend today for $500 as is with broken window and shit lol. i told her if she can find a mechanic friend that's a minor and fixable problem.
i said goodbye to shrek... we went out to eat at this vietnamese restaurant after his shift. we talked. and it was just as casual as the way we talked at our last date when i first came out to him. it was a man-date. he was my first major gay crush. he was the first to know. he's such a stud both character-wise and body-wise =P
as i dropped him off at his house he gave a hug. twice. and i kissed him--on the cheek only. i'll never forget the prickly texture of his unshaved cheek on my lips.
i told him i told myself i would not cry. i hate crying after having to leave a friend or family. i'll make an effort to keep my word. we'll see haha
i was listening to my ipod in the car after dropping him off and "kissing you" by des'ree came up and i started to "feel it" and i just skipped to the next track. lol so cheesy.
o and also i gave him the link to this blog just now. all my secrets aaahhhhh!!! LOL
i promised him i'll call him when i'm in my country. for a little while i'm gonna miss brown shrek--MY brown shrek =)
k back to packing work for me. i have only 6 hours left til my flight takes off.
hey i'm on the plane as i'm writing this haha. rollin with westjet baby lol. i'm on my way to vancouver. then off to taipei from there. gah i already miss him! and yes i managed to not cry (yet?) =P maybe i will when i arrive in my country. how the hell did i get everything done in such a short time frame?... i am king of procrastination =)
july 17
bored at 1:30 am local time at vancouver airport. my first time in vancouver here. holy shit so many frikin asians. my flight to taipei is leaving in about an hour. i'll write more later.
july 11
today was my last day at work.
i hated it. simply because i love my co-workers so much. especially shrek. it's a sunday so it's not as busy at the store. the mistress happened to work today too with us. i have to admit i was feeling a tad bit jealous of her while they were making sandwiches (literally) together. lol nothing serious though. the girl is cute. i don't blame him for liking her too. he also happened to work almost the same shift as me (i was 8-4, he was 7-3). so i tried to make our final 6 hours together at work last =) haha damn i'm such a cheeseball.
then i went to that corny cliff bench place thingy to just think. i grabbed a bag of doritos and a bottle of lipton, hit the play button on my ipod and thought and thought and thought. i just had a lot of shit on my mind and i felt it best to just sit there and reflect. my wallet, threat of identity theft, going back to my country, my still unsold car, and of course him. i wished i were sitting there right beside him. as i was laying around on the bench i imagined my head resting on top of his lap as he would run his fingers through my hair... i want to feel what my girlfriends felt when i would do that to them... i want to know what it feels like to be a "girlfriend" of another dude. someday.
i plan to take him out again sometime this week just before i leave. i really have never felt like this for a guy. it is kind of weird to be honest. but it's the best kind of weird.
so there were these really peppy girls come into the store. i love hot girls when they're all perky and shit. well it does get annoying if she's always perky but when she's in that jolly tease-y mood it does get me going somehow. i just love it when girls tease me.
i remember one of my ex girlfriends would come out of the shower and go into her room and have her towel pulled up real high. and then she would bend over to get something out of her closet knowing full well that her ass and punani would just be staring at me in the face. next thing i know i have my face burried in it. and she'd act like she doesn't like it. i cant believe i'm telling you guys this. let's keep this classy joey.
july 14
last night my crush called me up just to talk bout the mistress. apparently he saw a dude making a comment on her facebook wall saying something that made shrek question her who the guy is. she told him he's only the boyfriend of her sister's... in india. i saw the guy's pic on facebook and he was not that good-looking at all. i told shrek he's got nothing to worry about. i told shrek that he's a much better-looking guy than the dude anyways. he was like "it's not the guy i'm worried about. it's her. i'm starting to question her loyalty". loyalty? hmm last time i remember you're still married and are cheating on your wife lol.
so then he called me up at 5 am just to tell me he's still worried about her. ugh wtf lol he's lucky he's my crush or else i wud've just hit ignore and gone back to bed. he asked me if i'm mad and i told him "no. i never get tired of hearing your voice anyways =)"
he also wanted to buy my car. and i was like dude i need money for college so dont be thinking i'm gonna lower the price just because i like you lol. i always say a girlfriend wont buy me into college. and obviously the message is college comes before a boyfriend or girlfriend.
july 16
so i'm leaving tonigt for my country. i got everything packed up. i'm gonna sell my car to my friend today for $500 as is with broken window and shit lol. i told her if she can find a mechanic friend that's a minor and fixable problem.
i said goodbye to shrek... we went out to eat at this vietnamese restaurant after his shift. we talked. and it was just as casual as the way we talked at our last date when i first came out to him. it was a man-date. he was my first major gay crush. he was the first to know. he's such a stud both character-wise and body-wise =P
as i dropped him off at his house he gave a hug. twice. and i kissed him--on the cheek only. i'll never forget the prickly texture of his unshaved cheek on my lips.
i told him i told myself i would not cry. i hate crying after having to leave a friend or family. i'll make an effort to keep my word. we'll see haha
i was listening to my ipod in the car after dropping him off and "kissing you" by des'ree came up and i started to "feel it" and i just skipped to the next track. lol so cheesy.
o and also i gave him the link to this blog just now. all my secrets aaahhhhh!!! LOL
i promised him i'll call him when i'm in my country. for a little while i'm gonna miss brown shrek--MY brown shrek =)
k back to packing work for me. i have only 6 hours left til my flight takes off.
hey i'm on the plane as i'm writing this haha. rollin with westjet baby lol. i'm on my way to vancouver. then off to taipei from there. gah i already miss him! and yes i managed to not cry (yet?) =P maybe i will when i arrive in my country. how the hell did i get everything done in such a short time frame?... i am king of procrastination =)
july 17
bored at 1:30 am local time at vancouver airport. my first time in vancouver here. holy shit so many frikin asians. my flight to taipei is leaving in about an hour. i'll write more later.
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Brown Shrek telling me he wovs me! part 2
so if you missed part 1, i suggest you start reading it before you read this or else you'd be totally lost.
july 5
hey i got my car back from the impound. it was such a fucking mission to get it back though. it was towed the night of canada day (thursday night). my dad and i called up the impound.
we asked, "what do we need to get our car back?"
they told us "if you were to pick it up today it would cost you about $175 and the price will go up $26 every calendar day. will you be picking it up yourselves or tow it?"
we said "ourselves"
they said "so we'll need to see the driver's license of the person picking it up and proof of insurance."
me and my dad whispered to each other "damn we gotta get this insured then."
so it was friday night when we called them so we had to wait until monday to buy the car insurance.
today (monday), we kind of didn't feel like buying insurance now since we're about to sell the car anyways in about a week. we thought if we need proof of insurance to pick up the car ourselves, what will we need to hire a towing company to tow us the car from the impound to our house?
we called them up and asked them what we'll need to show them if we were to tow the car.
they told us "all you need is the money (which came up to be around $250) and registration and proof of ownership of the car. and we'll give you the reference number which you can forward to the towing company so they may come and pick it up"
which they did just that. and that was an extra $95 to tow the damn thing. so about $350 in total of expenses.
thats soooo much less than if i were to get caught by the police on the road. the fact that i was driving with only a learner's license plus an uninsured car, let's just say my trip to my country would've been cancelled indefinetely and school would've had to wait for maybe another year or two. it definetely would be in the thousands i think, if i were to get caught on the road. so i pretty much dodged a bullet there.
july 7
i'm feeling really depressed right now. but the thing is there's really no apparent reason why i should be. besides that my uncle whom i despise so came over to spend a couple days here with us. but that really is no legit reason why i'm so down like this... so i'm just blogging here at the mall in the middle of the night... any of you guys ever had one of those days where you're just randomly depressed over nothing?
so today was my day off and i had some small errands to run. went to 3 different banks, scanned my photo id, filled up my flat car tire, etc.
went to eat at this filipino/japanese restaurant with my co-workers.
my crush invited me over to his house today to have some coffee and toast after i got done eating at the restaurant. we talked. just casual talk was all. it seems i'm going crazy for him more and more everyday ever since i came out to him. he's so ugly lol. i mean like he's not ugly ugly but he's got such a mediocre face i sometimes wonder why i like him so much. his personality and body definetely make up for his face... but despite it all i still dont see him in any sexual way. i do admire his nice body but physical admiration is all it is. umm like... admiring a nice car. just because it looks nice doesnt mean you wanna fuck it right? haha so i'm thinking of sharing to him this blog of mine here. the way that "mikey" let "josh" "read". but then i'm trying to decide whether i really should because if i do, i wouldn't be as open simply because somebody i know, the dude i really like, is reading this. maybe i sbould just email him certain posts only lol.
random thought of the day: ever had this conversation with a friend of yours? "this tastes like ass... you've tasted ass before?...--no it tastes like the smell of ass!"
july 8
holy shit i lost my wallet last night at the mall. just as i was recovering from car-towing trauma i have to deal with this fucked up shit. i'm sooo cheesed right now its not even funny. like my credit card, debit card, permanent resident (canadian green card), SIN card (canadian social security), my driver's license,... but no cash. ALL GONE.
i realized i lost my wallet this morning when i was about to pay something online with my credit card. so remember when i told you i was laying around by myself on some mall bench last night because i was feeling a little down? well it must've fallen out of my pocket. i called the mall's lost and found and they found nothing. then they referred me to the nearest police station if they found anything either. nothing. why all this just before i leave for my one-month vaykay?
so i called to report my lost credit card, my lost debit...
they told me for my driver's license i need to go to the ministry of transportation services office or whatever.
and my PR card i need to pay $50 to get a new one. instead of the card i'll be carrying around the original permanent resident document from here to my country and back.
at first glance, i really dont see any point in anybody wanting to keep my wallet. no cash. and there are only so many different cards in it. my SIN card is not really easy to find. and my master card's credit limit is used up anyways.
because of a potential case of identity theft, the contents of someone's wallet can be worth well more than their very own house, depending on whose wallet it belongs to.
if you're out there, please return my wallet!!! lol there's my address there on my driver's license! all you gotta do is either mail it to me or visit my house in person! i beg of youuuuu!!!!! LOL i'm losin it.
july 9
i had a naughty dream last night. of my crush. showering with him. in the buff...
but that's not the interesting part. here's where it gets twisted... i cud've sworn i was not sexually turned on by him one bit. i mean i've had many of these naughty dreams of guys (never SEX but just dreaming of SEEING them naked) and girls and i remember being horny as hell as i was dreaming these (and a few with me waking up to the smell of coffee--i mean bleach, if you catch my drift. ya i know thats gross but its the truth). but this time it felt (in the dream) as if i was showering with my brother or something. no sense of lust whatsoever. this kind of confirms that i really have never lusted for him ever.
am i really bisexual?...--yes i am! i look at gay porn too! even though its the solo stuff!
i'm like obsessed with him now. i cant stop thinking about him. everytime i get the chance to pass time doing nothing i think about him. when i'm on my break i think about him. before and after bed i think about him. i don't think this is love since this is pretty much how i felt with my ex girlfriends. nothing new. it's definetely not love. or am i in denial? no, he doesnt even fit anything close to what i described as my dream boyfriend to be. it's so surreal how comfortable he seems to know that another dude likes him. and it amazes me how he's doing everything he can to assure me that he's got nothing personal at all against me liking him. in my 20 year life i've never been in a such a situation. with a dude.
did i tell you guys that supposedly last tuesday would've been my last day at work (cut off day so i can then pick up my paycheck the following monday just before i leave for my country)? so i decided to work extra to pay off my stupid towing fees, only from wednesday-sunday (which means no parties on the last weekend before i leave. fuck). but the plus side is that i get to see more of brown shrek at work! =
take it easy peeps and God bless always.
Brown Shrek telling me he wovs me! part 1
remember when i told you i decided to write my posts on my phone first then i would send it via email and then i publish it from my desktop? well it seems i'm much more lazy to actually get on my desktop to publish it. so instead of publishing a post for every single day, i would publish posts maybe once a week. you'll notice how i have a date for each day i have written a "blog post". i'm thinking of dividing this post into two because of its length and i thought you guys would like to read it half by half without having to crash on your very keyboard from reading my long and boring blog post. i had quite a shit storm of a week so i got a lot to talk about.
june 30
what was it like to work with a dude who knows full well i like him now? its surprisingly not as awkward as i thought. maybe i'm just too pessimistic at times. he's just as cool as before i came out. btw just recently i started calling him "brown shrek". and how did he get that nickname again? last weekend me, crush (i shall refer to my crush on here from now on as shrek), and another bud of ours was talking about how big shrek is and i was like "ya that kid's huge eh? he's like a friendly giant." and my bud was like "ya man he's like shrek haha" and i added "ya BROWN shrek! LOL" cuz he's southeast asian brown and he's big like an ogre. yes i'm corny like that. although he is only like an inch shorter than me.
o btw i asked him about whether he had a feeling i was actually bisexual or just homosexual and he said he thought i'd be bi seeing that i do admire women too. he told me he remember me telling him i had a secret to tell him, then he put the pieces together and figured i would be bi. he was like "that's why i've been trying to get you comfortable enough with me by jokingly saying i love you at the end of our phone calls and stuff so you can 'come clean'." awww he's sho shweet! lol god his wife is such a lucky woman. at the same time pretty unlucky considering he's cheating on her as we speak right now.
talk about his relationship with the co-worker, he told me while we were eating at the restaurant that he's thinking of ending their relationship because he does feel guilty at times. i was like thinkin to myself "dude good luck with that *sarcasm* because well you guys work in the same place, your wife's half way around the world, and it will get lonely on certain nights! and it's not like this girl is going out with any other guys here in toronto anyways. she chose you and she probably wont just forget about you just like that. especially after a 6-month relationship." not saying it's impossible, just not very probable... drama shit. i say you forget about her and start a 2-week relationship with me! =D pwede ba yan?" once again, this was me thinking to myself!
k raise your hand if you've caught wood at work. i definetely have. of course 99% of the time is half-hard ones or else i'd be the butt of all jokes at work. long-legged-big-breasted-slim-waisted female customers do this to me. also musclebound male customers in yummy wife-beaters too.
short uninteresting story. today at work there was this hot girl who came in with who seemed to be her ugly-ass boyfriend (ok he wasnt that ugly but maybe its just my jealousy talkin lol. well from my gay perspective at least, he wasnt that hot compared to the girl) they looked to be in their late teens. she had nice long legs, perky tits and her shorts were up to her crotch level at least. the bottom of her ass cheeks were like poppin out. she might as well just wear her panties. a miracle happened and she dropped her napkin and bent over to grab it... o lord have mercy.
any of you dudes have suggestions to reverse the "effect"? i watched on manswers that a way to reverse a boner is to stick something cold under your gooch (term i learned from watching jackass aka best show ever) like a cold beer or something. yea that's very convenient. think about sports? think about football? mmm beefy linebackers--o no that'll make it worse!
july 2 (around 1 am)
hey recently the UFC is starting to really pique my interest, not only because of the amount of uh-may-zingly hot category 2 and 1 guys in it but because this is some genuinely hardcore shit! it takes nerves of fucking steel to train that hard to be that skilled. like i know it's been around for like forever and i had kinda been ignoring it, but man i bet they eat babies for breakfast. i wish i can fight like them. i'll eat HOMOPHOBES for breakfast. back to the hot guys. there's so many to choose from! holy shit... like in the nfl there's so many out of shape guys *cough roethlisberger cough* that the category 2's are prolly outnumbered lol. with the mma fighters its the opposite: you can count only so many of the out of shape dudes. it'd just seem very hard to be FAT to fight i guess. football is dominated by white and black dudes while the ufc has a bigger variety to choose from (mmm latinos, brazilians, asians! o my!...). i wonder which one (or two... maybe three... or even more) is gay... mmm mmm mmmmmmm lol
last night two of my fellow co-workers invited me over to a movie night at their house and since they're girly girls they decided to watch this chick flick called... "dying love"--or is it "dying young"? cant remember the movie--starring julia roberts if i'm not wrong... i honestly dont mind chick flicks (not because i'm half gay but because i love movies in general). as long as it's good. and this one was not. at all. i seriously dont see how you can like a movie like that.
it was canada day today. so since its a statutory holiday (it is right?) i firgured i would be able to park my car by my work for free. all of the parking meter would be flashing "expired" which means i dont need to put any money in it. they always have this every sunday and on statutory holidays. they asked me to work the night shift since they said the evening would be much busier than usual. it was pretty sweet. we thought that we should have a pot luck that night so i got to eat free food wooo! filipino food is bomb.
and the night ended with my car getting towed. like wtf. i am so fuckin cheesed right now its now even funny. so what happened was that apparently they decided to close off the street from a certain time to a certain time that night. i never thought this early in my life would i be asking myself "dude, where's my car?" so i came out of the store and my heart just dropped right then and there as i saw the parking meter with one of those bag thingies over it saying "no parking here". they could've at least put some kind of notice around the parking space that says "street closed for canada day from __:__ to __:__" so i can fucking park my car some place else. its not like i was there for the whole day--for only 8 hours! so i pretty much had to bus home of course. why this just 2 weeks before i'm leaving for vacation? and i was (hopefully still am) trying to sell my car just before i leave too. i hope i can fight this.
move on to part 2...
Monday, June 28, 2010
I'M FINALLY OUT!... at least to HIM i am =P
(note: this first part was written on june 26 and i am posting all of this together today on june 27 because i meant to write a post yesterday but did not)
woe toronto. earthquake. chaos in downtown. nuff said
but on a lighter note, world cup in toronto is... undescribable. i assure you nowhere else in the world can you feel as if the whole world resides in one city. i'm proud of my multicultural toronto. seeing all those flags on car windows brings me goosebumps. i love it.
raise your hand if you've peed in a public pool on purpose! so after i wrote my last post about goin to the water park i remembered reading somewhere that about 1 in 5 adults have intentionally peed in a public pool. thats disgusting people. i wouldnt even pee in my own shower.
another random thought on my mind was seeing a wet floor sign in the shower room of my gym. way to point out the obvious guys. or maybe the gym's too scared to get sued by their clients or something. it happens i guess.
today at work i was assigned to do some work in the store's freezer and i totally forgot to bring my warm jacket since it's summer and all. so because my crush starts work at chilly 3am he happened to bring his sweater. and he was nice enough to lend it to me for my freezer work (which lasts for about 1-1.5 hours). there something about girls wearing their boyfriend's shirts or sweaters or whatever that apparently brings them... comfort? i never really understood that with my ex girlfriends... until today. i love the smell of it (must be that he showers daily and puts on deodorant--lets hope its true). * cue "T-shirt" song by shontelle*
so tomorow's d-day. i still can't believe i'm coming out to my own male crush. the plan is i'll be taking him out to a restaurant and then take him to this cliff place where there's a bench we can sit on. i already confirmed with him tonight that i'll be picking him up tomorrow right after work because tomorrow is my day off.
i told him "dude i'll pick u up tomoro at 4. i got something to get off my chest. remember that thing that i've been holding off since apr?"
and he's like "o ya. who else is coming with us?"
and i said "no one of course!"
and he's like "so it's a date then? lol"
=)
=)
=D
i wonder what's on his mind right now. i wonder what he's expecting. i wonder how he'll take it. "a masculine bisexual crushing on me?" not sure if he sees it coming...
it's one thing to come out to your friend. it's another to come out to your friend who you're CRUSHING on.
kind of ironic how i first was crushing on the girl he's going out with right now and now... "the tables have turned" lol i've never really experienced anything like this... to be bisexual.
so i wrote ALL THAT up there yesterday. and tonight i came out to him finally. and this is the story of how i came out. not as dramatic as i had imagined...
i took him out to eat at the nice reastaurant i said. we got a nice patio table. we ate. and as we ate he kept on asking me what it is i wanted to talk to him about.
he was like "i think i have an idea of it but not quite sure. does it have anything to do with [girl he's 'secretly' goin out with]?"
i told him "somewhat". the first part is about her but the second part will get very interesting. we'll save it all til we're done eating i said to him.
we were kind of in a hurry since he's got this basketball game in 45 min.
after we were done i figured we dont have time to go to the cheesy cliff bench place thingy so it had to be done in the car as i was to drop him off at his basketball game.
and our conversation in the car went a little something like this...
me: "so dude you remember when you first told me you're secretly going out with HER? well to be honest i was pretty upset to know she pretty much chose you over me... and remember last week when i told you i was jealous of a certain person at work AT THE MOMENT? i was jealous of you for a short period. but over time that jealousy pretty much... switched places [lack of a better way to say it]. i'm..." i took off my stylish non-prescription $10 glasses and paused for a little bit.
him: "dont worry i know where this is going."
me: "i'm attraced to both genders."
and him being the clown he managed to break the ice by enthiastically with not a single stutter of tension in his voice confirming with me it changes nothig between the two of us. and that he said he was very well flattered to know a GUY actually likes him. instead of a hug unfortunately he only gave me one of those "whats up man?" high fives that we dude give each other after not seeing each other for a while. you guys know what i'm talking about lol. we cant hug while
i'm driving anyways.
i also assured him he's got nothing to worry about me trying to pervertedly rape him or something because i've honestly never saw him in any sexual way.
i also told him i'm telling him this because he had trusted me first. therefore i should believe he is just as trustworthy as me at keeping secrets.
he told me he kind of foresaw it coming after i told him i have a secret to tell him. i didnt get the chance to ask him this but i'll ask later is whether he foresaw that i would come out as a homosexual or as a bisexual...
after that its all pretty much casual QnA stuff.
i'm out to my CRUSH. of all people in my life he was first =) i dare you guys now to try something like that haha
so this upcoming week will be my last full week at work but of the 5 days i'll only get to work with him in the first 3 days until the next monday after. and then it's off to my country i goooooo. take it easy and God bless always guys.
PS. thank you to all who have shared their coming out stories. they definetely had inspired me to come out. even though it's only to him, it's at the most a very good start, i think.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Fun in the sun with my favorite man
i literally LOL'd at the picture after i first saw it. if you can't read the little caption under the picture it's apparently a water park in tokyo whose slogan says: "Welcome to the breathtaking Tokyo Water Park where you can wash away the pressure and stress of the overcrowded city and relax with your friends in the soothing enjoyment of sun, fun, and splashing." yes i can see that it's not as overcrowded as the city. *sarcasm intended* honestly wtf do you do in that park? mass orgy?
i kinda prefer not to write a post on my desktop in my basement cuz its cold and lonely there and there are spiders.
(major arachnophobe here. i'm one of those people who would spot a spider in their room and you try to grab something to kill it and suddenly after you come back for it it disappears and you kind of cant sleep knowing the fact its still alive and crawling around and it can be right on you at anytime. ok i'm not really that extreme but i'm still scared shit of them eight-leggeds.) anyways.
i figured out a way to blog from my iphone! ya i'm on the bus now as i'm writing this. so what i do is i would send this via email and when i do get home all i gotta do is go down to my basement and log on, cut and paste, and voila: a blog post. and also in this way i can share with y'all my life as i go. come to think of it if i'm dilligent enough i can hvae you guys a blog post every single day! but its not likely hehe
hey guess what? yesterday i took with me my crush at work to the water park. i wanted to invite these two girls from our work too (who i specially chose to come with because they're pretty hot i think). the girls bailed out because one of them is the secret girlfriend of my crush and she didn't want the others to figure out they're going out. at least that's what he said. the other one said she supposedly accidentally told her... jealous boyfriend she's going swimming with her male co-workers. so then they got into a fight. so it was just the four of us guys.
and yes if you're wondering i was very pleased to see my crush topless for a couple of hours =) but he lost some weight though. went from 190 to 180 in a month. i liked him better at 190... i keep telling him he looks good the way he is and he insists on losing more weight. while i'm trying to gain weight lol
what is up with me and construction workers nowadays? i think they look pretty sexy in their dirty overalls and hard hats especially when they have some meaty bodies. yum. so there's this regular customer of mine who is one and he's got both the body and the face, both category 1 and 2. not HANDSOME handsome but... "ruggedly handsome". i find it pretty cute how he's missing one of his front teeth LOL he's got some pretty sweet ink too. inked is usually a plus only when they look cool. i got weird taste in guys. this is very true when i find certain guys like enrique iglesias UNattractive.
short post. i'll write more later. good night and God bless always guys.
Monday, June 7, 2010
hot ASIAN guys at the gym
holy shit i havent blogged for the longest time...
is it just me or that i kind of noticed that the bloggers i follow now don't post as often as before the mikey incident? its like we kind of lost... inspiration in a way? maybe its just me.
i honestly have been ultra lazy these past few weeks. i've told myself over and over again that i'd write a new post but i managed to put it off til 2.5 weeks later.
so i kind of only post on my blog when i am doing laundry. because apparently in my basement is where my desktop that i use to only write blog posts because i can't do so from my iphone sits right next to my washing machine. yea i havent done laundry for quite some time now. well for one thing i have a lot of clothes and for another OUTERWEAR such as polo shirts (because i often wear an undershirt underneath it), jeans, and hoodies i like to wear a couple more times before it gets dirty/smelly. underwear, undershirts, and socks are of course a wear-once deal. so i have 2 laundry baskets, see? one is for clothes that i will wear again, the other is for clothes i will only wear once or the "already dirty/smelly" pile. so i only do laundry when the latter is full.
a lot of stories to share but i really don't have any idea of where to start.
*opens up iphone notes app*
i said i were to share you guys of how my nephew's funeral went but i'm too lazy to go into drama mode. i'll put that to the side.
my stalker. to the side.
so i used up my $600 credit limit in a matter of 2 weeks or so i think. and of course i paid the bill in full so i can use more of it again. credit cards do make life easier--but like i said as long as you use it correctly.
i love sushi. i especially love ayce (all you can eat) sushi. what i don't love is fake all you can eat sushi. i went to this sushi joint a couple days ago and it was for only $16.99/person for weekday lunch. the dinner price jumps up $10 so it was kind of worth it i guess. BUT what is the point of "all you can eat" when certain items are limited??? like wtf. the sashimis were limited to 10 per person. the prawn tempuras to 2 per person. the baked mussels to 2 per person. and some other stuff i forgot. they didn't even have the special rolls ie. dynamite, spider, green dragon, red dragon, etc. i'm comparing this joint to this other one that charges $20/person DINNER and all you can eat EVERYTHING, even the special rolls. it was so worth the extra $5.
so that was my restaurant rant.
so my favorite lady is on the cover of my favorite mag this month!
*squints eyes* that's a nipple that i'm seeing in the pic right?................................
the very mother of my late nephew just gave birth to a handsome son recently just a month after his older brother's leaving. i'll explain in detail in a post some other time.
i was surfing the web (do people still say that nowadays?) and i was reading the list of the best night clubs of the year created by... DJ Magazine if i'm not wrong. of the thousands of clubs around the world, Guvernment of Toronto was named best club in the western hemisphere and Beta of Denver was named best club in America. props to both my hometowns woot! clubbing is pretty fun when you go with a whole bunch of peeps. i don't really drink too much because more often than not i'm the driver. although when i don't drive i try to always take advantage of the opportunity. =P and also as the fashionista that i am, clubbing is a chance to show off what i got. except for the fact that it's kind of dark in there so...
fyi i'm definetely not your typical ed-hardy-slash-christian-audigier-wearing, designer-logo-flaunting douchebag. i take pride in the actual outfit i wear and not the brand itself like many of my fellow asian douchebags. (very occasionally i do the brand though and i try my best not to =P)
talk about clubs, i'm really diggin kelis' new song called acapella. the david guetta remix is especially orgasmic. never thought the milkshake lady would join in the club scene like that. sick song.
hey a new pokemon generation is coming out next spring! pokemon black and white. stoked.
ok so my fitness club have different branches all over the place right? so like 2 weeks ago on sunday i just got off from work at 4 and was about to go my regular branch when they told me they're closing at 6. i told them that i thought they closed at 8 on weekends. so they referred me to another branch a couple blocks down the road. it wasn't as nice but the guys there sure were ;) i havent seen so many category 1 and category 2 asians guys in one place before. ok i only saw 5 but at my regular branch i'd only see 1 or 3 of such asians at the most. usually meaty asian guys at the gym i see are category 1's cuz they got the body and the handsome face altogether. i should go there more often.
so that's pretty much all i wanted to share. uninteresting and not all that provocative. hopefully i'll get to the juicy stuff in future posts.
good night and God bless always folks.
Thursday, May 20, 2010
non-heterosexuality, nature vs nurture
wooo i dont think i've ever written a post this early in the day haha. it's my day off.
anybody have heard of an iphone app called "grindr"? i personally think it's kinda creepy. what if they want to kill you!? i guess this app is mainly for those who are in the closet and--i hate to use this word but--desperate? i would never hook up with a stranger in such a manner... no offense to those who read this and is using grindr but....
i dont even hook up with female strangers. i stick to people who are friends or friends of friends/family. to be honest even though i probably would find some strangers to be attractive and i would want to hook up with them but it might just bite me in the ass at the end. at least with friends or friends of friends/family i can ask my friends/family some info about them.
talk about strangers. i was on the bus the other day and i met this very charming-looking girl. she was pretty but not gorgeous. she would be category 1. i think.
(btw, about my category system. i now literally use that for every single attractive person i see "hmm i think he'd be category 3. too pretty to be category 1. fuck me, she's definetely category 2. just look at those titties.")
anywho, back to the girl on the bus. there's something about her that says she doesn't care too much about what people think but at the same time looks classy. she seemed really down to earth. i couldn't stop looking at her--not staring of course, thats creepy. i dont come across too many girls like her...
then she got off the bus and the rest was history...
:|
damn.
so this past month i havent had any pokemon at all because apparently when i downloaded the game it must've been rigged or something. remember when i said the game kept freezing but i managed to keep on going? well this time around, it just keeps freezing, period. maybe its a sign that i should buy the actual game (and start all over again T_T)
co-worker crush update! yea i'm pretty sure at this point that he'll be the very first person i come out to. kind of ironic eh? but he's a really cool dude. and i'm resigning this july to continue my schooling anyways so it's all good.... or is it? dun dun duunnn...
and i'm starting to kind of like his girlfriend too--actually his mistress since his wife is still back in the philippines. but i definetely would go for him over her. she's a cute girl but she seems kind of awkward at times. if he also liked men, wouldn't it be just horrible for me to secretly chop the both of them at the same. i wonder if i would ever do such a terrible thing in the future, go out with each partner of a couple (of a bisexual guy also) knowing full well that they're actually dating each other... "bad bad bisexual man" confusing shit. lets move on.
so as i was googling some stuff about homosexuality and bisexuality and whatnot, i came across a little "biology" of it. there's a bunch of articles about reasearches over this so if you want you can just google it.
they say the more older brothers the dude has (this excludes female subjects) the more likely he'll be homosexual or bisexual.
and i've been reading a lot of gay blogs and i notice many of them mention they have older brother(s). and i too have one older brother myself. come to think of it, this would make michael jackson really really gay lol. some say it has something to do with the brain development in the mother's womb after every male child is conceived. we're getting closer and closer to proving that non-heterosexuality (in men at least) is more "nature than nurture".
this had got me pretty curious actually because not too people pay attention to this. what do you guys think of this?
i hope to share you guys how my nephew's funeral really went down in my next post. hopefully soon.
thanks for reading guys. good nig--day! and God bless always.
Thursday, May 13, 2010
what category would hunk tebow fit in?
i am finally back again
after being gone for over a week now.
my nephew's viewing was last thursday and his official funeral and cremation was the very next day. it might just be our family's most emotional 2 days in our lives. but i'll share about those 2 days in another post.
i now have a stalker.
kinda a long story. i'll tell you guys the details in another post. it's a she. an unattractive she.
also, i now have a... credit card! pretty stoked.
so a friend's friend hooked me up (of course legally) to get one approved for me. finally. this device will make my life that much easier. but at the same time with the wrong intentions, that much harder. i'm still young and single. i highly doubt i'd be abusing my credit at this point of my life.
i watched iron man 2 two days ago. i can't complain, i'm a superhero movie whore. but i personally liked the first one better. gwyneth paltrow + scarlett johansson + leslie bibb (god she was so cute in "popular") = mmm...
ahhh so many foreshadowing of the avengers movie!!! there were also some foreshadowing in the hulk movie too. so i think it's a done deal
aaahhhhh i cant wait aaahhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
i also cant wait for the justice league movie too. =D rumors online say they'll come out sometime in '12 or so...
i'm a nerd like that. moving on.
i have recently devised 3 attraction categories for myself. this will help myself figure who's what when i see something/body nice.
category #3:
for men, they are men who i find to be physically beautiful both face and body. yes they catch my eye but nothing more than physical admiration. these are usually celebrities.
for women, these are women who i find to be physically beautiful both face and body. they're usually so beautiful they would intimidate me so they'd be hard to date/to have as a girlfriend. these women are usually supermodels and celebrities.
category #2:
for men, they are men who i find to have physically beautiful beefy bodies (not too defined. i like em to still have some fat... how do i explain this?... refer to this naked man. or this guy) i prefer them to have "macho-ugly" faces. a brute. no pretty boys in this category.
for women, they are women who i find to have porn star characteristics. big tits, slim waist, hour-glass shaped, and nice hair. the face is usually the naughty-girl face.
these people get my blood running down there. they are people who i get off to.
category #1:
for men, they are men who i would have crushes on. they're not usually of men who i'd want to see naked. they're usually masculine. sometimes have nice bodies but still have some "cute" characteristics that can make me crack a smile just by looking at them. definetely no intimidating brutes in this category. a celebrity who might fit in this category would be... james franco? got the right face but only an ok body. how about tim tebow? definetely in this category. not macho-ugly/brute enough to fit into #2.
for women it's also the same. they'd be girls i'd have crushes on *note how i changed from "women" to "girls"* they're cute girls. not really gorgeous. nor are they always hot. girl next door cute. they can make me smile just by looking at them too. where would miranda kerr fit? uhh... i'd have to say all 3. lol she makes me smile, she's gorgeous, and i'd totally get off on her nakedness.
so where would my co-worker crush who used to be fat fit in here? he's definetely in category 1 but also just a touch of category 2. so i was browsing youtube and i ran into this guy. ever wonder how my co-worker's body looks like? very similar to this here. i kid you not, i am not exaggerating. his body looks pretty much like that but with less tattoos. i have seen him topless at the gym lockerroom! and the guy in the youtube clip would probably fit into category 1 because he's too cute to fit in 2. btw about my crush, my manager shifted him working 3am-11am. i work 8am-4m only 2 hours with him T__T
i'm gonna go crash now. it's late (as always).
g'nite n God bless always guys.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
she is my best friend
as i was watching my sister's keeper i remember that my 3-year-old nephew was in ICU at that time. my sister was crying all night because the doctor said he wouldn't be able to make it for long now.
i wanted to post this separately from my previous post.
they've been telling us that ever since he was born. actually even before he was born. he's not going to live very long. they actually had suggested her to abort the baby. she is far too strong of a woman to give up that easily.
my nephew was born with no known father. my sister supposedly had been sleeping around with these 2 guys when he was conceived. one of the dudes was contactable. the other went to goodness knows where. the contactable guy was asked by the doctor for a dna test..... and it was negative. it must've been the other guy.
my nephew was born with hydrocephalus. he used to have to stay for about 3 months after he was born. that was how serious it was. physically he looks to be normal (not like on the wiki page). he's not exactly a down syndrome... he's always had some kind of mental disability. he can't even sit up straight even at the age of 3. he's only able to mumble and coo. my brother's daughter who's only a month younger than he is is already able to sing, run around, talk, pretty much everything else a normal 3-year-old can do. it kind of is sad when you compare the two.
so sunday mid-morning yesterday i got a call from my sister telling--no no, crying--to me over the phone that he's left us. she just got done giving him a bath at the hospital and... he just stopped breathing. he's in better hands now. he doesnt have to suffer anymore...
no mother deserves to lose a young child a little less than 2 months after his birthday, just days after her own birthday and a week before mother's day. he died without knowing who his dad even was. and to top it all off she's going to be deported back to her country in less than a month. it's kind of an ironic coincidence that we left our country exactly the same time and now we return to it for the first time after 13 years almost at the same time too. (i leave for my country this july. but fortunately for me it's only for a vacation, for a friend's wedding)
our family's gone through a lot of shit. this is our second death in the family after the death of my other older sister's twin sister when she was only 10 days old. we've gone through divorce, rape, abortion, in and out of jail, death, deportation, etc. to name a few. sometimes we do question Him when this will ever end? and the answer is never. i read somewhere in this kid's blog that instead of worrying about how to get out of the storm, why don't we learn how to just dance in it? there are many cliches just like this one but this one has got to be my favorite.
my sister and i have through so much stuff together than any of our other siblings. even though i didn't have any significant form of relationship with the my nephew, i loved him. how? because i love my sister so dearly it's crazy. she is my best friend.
guys i'm really sorry i had to put up such a dramatic post. i promise the next one will be much more entertaining.
if anybody who knows me is reading this post, this is a dead giveaway of who i am. it's all over our facebook right now anyways. whatever. good night and God bless guys.
Monday, May 3, 2010
i heart moobies! (not man boobies)
why do female bank tellers tend to be so attractive? i dont know but i've notice this for awhile since i've been banking with TD Canada Trust. i dont know if its different with other banks but it's definetely very curious. and also why are flight attendants usually hot? is it part of their job to keep men's eyes entertained on those long long flights?
so last night i went out with my guy friend to the movies. we at first wanted to watch clash of the titans (which was possibly the most interesting-looking movie that we both may enjoy). i love ancient greek mythology. BUT... when i went to pick the dude up at his place he apparently overslept and i had to keep calling his phone which led to us missing the beginning of the movie. i hate to miss beginning of movies, especially when we would've been 30 min. late. so we instead watched remake of nightmare on elm street. utter garbage.
btw, i honestly think that the 2000's (and into the early 2010's also) has got to be the worst decade for movies. a decade PACKED with baaaadd remakes and sequels/trilogies. they're coming out with a new scream movie i think. i really don't blame the movie producers. i blame the audience for enjoying such... fecal matters. stop with the shrek movies already! and the saw movies. and the notoriously horrendous "scary movies/disaster movie/dance flick". (but keep the x-men movies. i love x-men =]). like these flicks were super good at first but now they just get old and predictable with every new sequel. i'm a pretty big fan of the superhero movies though. ooh cant wait til the justice league and the avengers movies come out. *nerd mode: on*
hey a few nights ago i got bored and decided to rent some dvds. (btw, i used to rent movies like every single weekend last yeart but now i seem to barely have any time to watch any)
i rented... (500) days of summer, the september issue, and... my sister's keeper. and. watched them myself.
the september issue was a documentary of anna wintour, editor in chief of fashion magazine vogue, in the midst of publishing the thickest september issue in vogue history. as i was watching this i actually had a slight doubt if i'd be able to make it in the fashion industry in the future. yeesh, anna winter is cold. but you gotta be a bitch to make it to the top. i personally don't like her. not because she's a bitch. she just lacks inspiration i think. she seems too... cookie-cutter-like. too boxy of a personality. she's definetely one of those corporate puppets that put aside true art for the sake of sales. that's probably why she's only a magazine editor and not a fashion designer or a photographer. she knows how to sell "art" but not produce it.
i didn't get to watch (500) days of summer yet.
why did i rent my sister's keeper, you ask? well so i hear it was absolutely eye-bawling and i love movies that trigger my emotions. but... i wanted to cry. almost cried but i didn't. where did my heart go missing?
there was also a sobconscious (i think) reason why i rented it. read on to my next post.
some movies that made me cry in the past were...
grave of the fireflies
a walk to remember (lol)
crash
old yeller? tbh i've never watched this movie before, ever.
marley and me? almost but not quite.
so what movies made you cry? or at least almost. c'mon now, there's gotta be at least one.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
naked men at the gym and automatic toilets
i love taking showers at my gym more than at my house... anybody know why?? i know you know.
because it's prettiful and i feel comfortable showering in a prettiful shower room? o dont be so naive. you know what i'm talking about.
well duh obviously because i get.......................
free body wash and free shampoo and free hair conditioner and free water and free towels and i can take all the time i want in it without having to worry about my family hurrying me up. the cheap ass that i am. *beep... beep... no sarcasm detected here* but seriously this is the major reason why i love taking showers at my gym.
the minor reason is the frosted glass walls (no more than 1 cm thick) each shower is separated by. =)
so you can pretty well see the silhouette of the guys inside them. and i had found out recently if you get the shower with the frosted glass facing you you can wet them and get a better view of the guy next to you for some weird reason. so the perv that i am i would splash some water on it and... watch. lol ok i dont just stand there and wait but it'd be nice when you do get the hot guy. and rarely do i get the hot guy anyways.
the shower doors are swinging glass doors and its got a gap of at least an inch or so so that you can kind of have a good look at the guy inside it. but i wouldn't dare because you know if you can see them they can as well see you seeing them. and that's looking for a black eye. so i think it was either yesterday or 2 days ago i was taking a shower and i see this creepy old asian dude looking into my shower! and he was watching me for at least 1 minute or something... at least if you're gonna watch me do it more discreetly. like i'm flattered and all but...
i dont even watch other men taking a shower and let them know i'm watching them. i watch through frosted glass walls instead. but the picky guy that i am it's not likely my type of guy would suddenly be showering right next to me. he's gotta have the right build, the right tan, the right hair color, the right height, and of course the right thickness of bulbol (filipino word) to really turn me on.
by far one of the best-looking public showers i've ever seen in my life. the bathroom is so clean too. but it's got those automatic toilets that'd flush by itself you know? well they're really annoying. many times i'd be wiping my ass it'd just suddenly flush on its own as if telling me to hurry the fuck up. because when i wipe i... *re-enacting wiping procedure* would slightly lean to my left and lift my right thigh and wipe. so since i guess my body would be displaced and the toilet sensor senses it, it would then flush on its own? sorry this is too much information MOVING ON.
and the gym is always playing the literally the gayest songs ever. they're pretty much the gay club songs that, i remember, my gay cousin would listen to. ie madonna, lady gaga, beyonce, toni braxton, etc. nothing wrong with these songs, just a little... unorthodox in such a... (fuck i suck at picking out words) "macho" place. it's late i gotta sleep.
hey remember my co-worker crush? well he's apparently an accountant back in the philippines and he got to do my tax refund for this year. and thanks to him i'll be getting back $700. not too shabby for college.
next post i should share you some more interesting gay stories back in my early teens days...
not a very long post. good night take care and God bless always.
Sunday, April 25, 2010
it's all about mikey. o and tim tebow... yum.
and the new face of biangularshape to replace my (still) darling miranda kerr is--drumroll please... TIM TEBOW! because some gay bloggers are complaining about nakie miranda *cough cough CRAIG*
he's really hot, even though he is a little on the pale side. if you thought that mark sanchez was a hot qb this guy, i say, blew him out of the water. maybe sanchez is a tad bit better-lookin on the face but tebow pwns sanchez's body. (who still says "pwns"?)
i didn't watch much college football but i did see him in gq and it was one of those moments where you're just flipping through the pages and you just abruptly stop. o and he's gonna be QBing for my hometown denver alongside orton. some say he's questionable whether his college skills are good enough for the pro league.
so a lot of mikey commotion these past few days. what do i think of it?
where to start... this dude's an asshole if he really is fake.
although i am very angry to hear this but to be honest, i dont feel as sad as many others despite my reading every single post he's written. possibly because for one, i can only connect with him on so limited terms. two, i've never had an actual conversation with him. i really wanted to but i thought why should i bother trying to reach a celebrity blogger who's probably already volleying 50 other emails a day or something. that's why i like to follow blogs with little followers. that way i can actually talk to him or her if i ever wanted to.
*anylitical/conspiracy mode: on*
hmm i just tried to open mikeynation just now and it said it has been closed down for "investigation"... this is pretty serious eh? i see a mainstream news article (wtf is "mainstream" news article, joey?) sometime in the future regarding this chaos of gay blogsworld.
i really didn't have time to really look into this craziness but i do have some questions.
i was reading some of the comments posted on outsports.com and i kind of have to wonder whether he's real or is he just trying to defend his anonymity by revealing his "true" self to... jimmy? how do we know if this jimmy guy is even real? even if the blog was fake what was his motive in writing a fake blog for months on end constantly bombarded by comments and emails and having the audacity and patience to reply to them all? why didn't he write one last post to create an alibi of some sort in response to jimmy's post on mikeynation? just something, y'kno? as if he completely disappeared into thin air after jimmy's post. i would imagine mikey being the author of mikeynation that he'd immediately take down the post, no? something's fishy.
who to believe...?
i have a feeling this mikey guy meant no harm. maybe he did at first but as more and more readers follow him he starts to feel guilty if he were ever to confess too early. as if he had said "what have i gotten myself into" and just continued blogging and on the way helping many gay athletes who read his blog. but of course as so many have said, who cares if he's real or not. we've been brought together into a little community thanks to his blog. and i agree with what they say that even though it was a fake blog there are many many other mikeys out there going through a similar life. go ahead and cry for a little but don't cry for too long. the real people (at least i believe so) like me and craig and maddy are always here for you guys.
one thing that struck me recently was craig's most recent post. so he took a pic of himself from the neck down and stuck a piece of paper (badly) written on it "gay football--->er". i'm thinking of doing this too. sorry to steal your idea craig but it's brilliant. lol but that made my day. i nominate craig to be the next MIKEY. who here agrees?! he writes a better, much more interesting blog than mikey anyways. *obam--craig! craig! craig!*
and i end this post with a certain gay high schooler article that was featured in GQ a few months ago. it's kind of a long read but definetely worth the read. it's in a way i guess is similar to what's going on with the mikey shenanigan at the moment... the internet is scary. k g'nite n God bless always guys.
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