they ask if i'm gay and i say... no. i'm not lying =)

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i'm just chillaxin here at starbucks. why? because i have no internet at home. and i've used up all my data on my phone. have i told you guys all this already? whatever. yay for free public wifi.

it seems i've noticed more good-looking females coming to starbucks than that of the good-looking guys... at least compared to my old café job.
my theory?... those who come to sbux are usually high-maintenanced men and women. i actually like those fancy-looking ladies. not so much the fancy-looking males. my old job on the other hand, served cheaper no-frill food and drinks that more attractive (my kind of attractive) blue-collared, naturally-good-looking, i-couldnt-care-less-about-how-i-look men come to. you see where i'm getting at?
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am i too observant? LOL

just a quick thought: if you're gay and you judge those who are bisexual, you're just as good as your closed-minded, judgmental heterosexual buddies. *black-girl-attitude finger-snapping*

its weird how some people join the homophobic wave as they try their hardest to hide their very own non-heterosexuality.
me? i come off as a very gay-friendly "straight" guy. everybody knows how worked up i get when it comes to the legalizing gay marriage debate. i'll explain in later posts of my pount of view.

so a lot of different people at work know i was supposed to go into fashion for school and they start to have their suspicions, which i dont blame. so this one lesbian girl at work asked me if i were GAY. i said no. and she was like "dammit". well you guys know i'm not. hohoho you sly you joey. its all about asking me the right QUESTIONS. and i told her that i'm probably one of the most gay-friendly straight guys she'll know. and she was like "oh ok well thats real nice to know! yay"

k i'm gonna go home now and look for a way to get internet modem at home without the contracts mumbo jumbo

God bless always and take it easy guy.

MOTORBOAT-ABLE

its another day at starbucks. and tonight i got the chance to work with both my crushes! and she had on a shirt. that showed her cleavage. i aint complainin. motorboat-able. and he was cute as always. ah yes we need names for them!
she will be called... christie
he will be called... max--no no, not max. too douchey. mark! he shall be called mark!

so apparently christie's taken. for sure. by some (brown?) dude named sunny. i deduced he was brown because sunny is usually a brown guy's name. o sorry to my american readers. BROWN is the coloUr which we canadians describe indians (india indian not mohawk indian). ya i kind of learned that when i fist moved to canada. now enough brown people in the states to have a color of their own there i guess. or is it just me?

so yesterday and today and tomorrow up until sunday... at starbucks we have this deal where you can get a free christmas drink if you buy one other christmas drink with it. but only between 2pm - 4pm. the number of cheap asses that want to take advantage of the deal is overwhelming. i could've sworn they used to say that the busier you are the faster time will fly. well it felt like forever today as you constantly look up at the clock wishing it would already be 4pm. lol i felt sorry for those who only came to buy ONE non-christmas drink and they gotta wait like 15 min to have it made as they stand in line behind the cheap asses i mentioned. honestly if i were a customer myself, one free drink would NOT be worth the wait. its a friggin oversized drink that--to me--tastes similar to any other overpriced drink at that store!

thats all for today. take it easy guys and God bless

you know what they say about short men!... they wear oversized aprons of course!

"can i get a decaf triple tall 1 pump sugar-free vanilla 1 pump sugar-free hazelnut half soy half non-fat with cinnamon and vanilla powder extra hot no foam... EXTRA WHIP latte..................... in a grande cup." have mercy. oh the irony, the extra whipped cream.

sorry i havent been posting as much as i should. nor have i been followin you guys' blogs as much as i want to because of work n stuff.

what's happened in the last 2 weeks?...

starbucks is slightly overwhelming at first considering the millions of different drinks (and modifiers) i have to memorize... FML.

i'm starting to like this girl at work. but i think she's taken. she's a good category 1. she's really nice. not like CUTE cute but personality definetely triumphs here. and her body makes up for her face too =P but she's a part-timer so i dont see her as often.

the guy crush? soooo today i was like randomly staring at him (because we're good enough buds to do this. imagine if the dude didnt like me...) and he was like "why are you staring at me?" and i was like "why not?" and we laughed it off. and then! just when he was about to start his shift he was askin if i could help him adjust his green apron because he's short and all and we once made fun of him how his apron like reached way below his knees. LOL dont worry it was all friendly jokes... aka "we laughed WITH him not AT him" situation thing. so i helped him and it was the most intimate moment i'll probably ever have with him LOL

ok to describe him in detail if you guys are wondering...
first off he's short. but not skinny though. he's kind of meaty. but not like muscular (like my shrek back at my old job... *daydreams...*) he's a year younger than me. if you saw him you probably wouldnt have thought he was was all that good-looking because i have bad taste in men anyways =P but i think he's cute.

what else?... oh ya my house wifi is down so i'm using my precious phone's data to post this.

OHHHH i forgot to tell you guys. so i found my SECOND iphone... the one my sister gave me but then i THOUGHT i lost it at my church retreat. but here's the dumbass part. i found it sticking out of the duffle bag i brought with me just as i was trying to find my lost WALLET! its a motherfucking disease i swear. how much shit have i lost this year? my wallet... my iphone... my wallet again... my travelling document to get back to canada. my dignity because i've lost so many things. the only thing i've gained is my embarassing reputation for losing shit like this.

good night and God bless always guys.

BAARRRRRISSSTAAAAAA

so... i'm back.
2 months is it? well i miss u guys tons. but u prolly dont miss me hah!
i definetely have a lot to catch up on here.
a lot of shit happened. i'll just highlight the goodies in point form. i'll try to explain in detail in future posts when i'm not so lazy. i'll also try to catch up on u guys' post as best as i can... i wonder who's hooked up with a dude for the first time, who's come out for the first time, etc.
now where'd i leave off at again?...

- BARELY able to return to canada
- lost my iphone in a taxi in my country
- had sis give me her old iphone and eventually loat it too a few weeks later (burberry wallet dejavu)
- had trouble finding a job for about a month until i finally got one. at good ol starbucks
- is having mixed feelings as to whether or not i actually like this 5'-tall guy at sbux. o ya he's filipino again. but he's so cute though!
- "not again, joey"
- i wore purple on october 20th.
- i decided to buy the iphone 4. (the reason i've been gone for so long is because i have no comp to use to write on my blog since BOTH of my last 2 oh-so-personal iphones were lost). now i am writing this post on my 3rd iphone. 3 time's a charm
- fortunately i am now slowly recovering financially from my one-month unemployment and my one-extra-month overstay in my country
- aaaaaandddd...... the broncos have been sucking. badly. so has the chargers. n the cowboys (which is actually good for me cuz i hate them). kansas city have been suckingly and suprisingly been good. so has oakland. n seattle (kinda). fuck. another yr out of the playoffs for the mile high city T_T

take it easy and God bless always peeps. gnite.