what category would hunk tebow fit in?

i am finally back again
after being gone for over a week now.

my nephew's viewing was last thursday and his official funeral and cremation was the very next day. it might just be our family's most emotional 2 days in our lives. but i'll share about those 2 days in another post.


i now have a stalker.

kinda a long story. i'll tell you guys the details in another post. it's a she. an unattractive she.


also, i now have a... credit card! pretty stoked.
so a friend's friend hooked me up (of course legally) to get one approved for me. finally. this device will make my life that much easier. but at the same time with the wrong intentions, that much harder. i'm still young and single. i highly doubt i'd be abusing my credit at this point of my life.


i watched iron man 2 two days ago. i can't complain, i'm a superhero movie whore. but i personally liked the first one better. gwyneth paltrow + scarlett johansson + leslie bibb (god she was so cute in "popular") = mmm...
ahhh so many foreshadowing of the avengers movie!!! there were also some foreshadowing in the hulk movie too. so i think it's a done deal
aaahhhhh i cant wait aaahhhhhhh aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
i also cant wait for the justice league movie too. =D rumors online say they'll come out sometime in '12 or so...
i'm a nerd like that. moving on.


i have recently devised 3 attraction categories for myself. this will help myself figure who's what when i see something/body nice.

category #3:
for men, they are men who i find to be physically beautiful both face and body. yes they catch my eye but nothing more than physical admiration. these are usually celebrities.
for women, these are women who i find to be physically beautiful both face and body. they're usually so beautiful they would intimidate me so they'd be hard to date/to have as a girlfriend. these women are usually supermodels and celebrities.

category #2:
for men, they are men who i find to have physically beautiful beefy bodies (not too defined. i like em to still have some fat... how do i explain this?... refer to this naked man. or this guy) i prefer them to have "macho-ugly" faces. a brute. no pretty boys in this category.
for women, they are women who i find to have porn star characteristics. big tits, slim waist, hour-glass shaped, and nice hair. the face is usually the naughty-girl face.
these people get my blood running down there. they are people who i get off to.

category #1:
for men, they are men who i would have crushes on. they're not usually of men who i'd want to see naked. they're usually masculine. sometimes have nice bodies but still have some "cute" characteristics that can make me crack a smile just by looking at them. definetely no intimidating brutes in this category. a celebrity who might fit in this category would be... james franco? got the right face but only an ok body. how about tim tebow? definetely in this category. not macho-ugly/brute enough to fit into #2.
for women it's also the same. they'd be girls i'd have crushes on *note how i changed from "women" to "girls"* they're cute girls. not really gorgeous. nor are they always hot. girl next door cute. they can make me smile just by looking at them too. where would miranda kerr fit? uhh... i'd have to say all 3. lol she makes me smile, she's gorgeous, and i'd totally get off on her nakedness.

so where would my co-worker crush who used to be fat fit in here? he's definetely in category 1 but also just a touch of category 2. so i was browsing youtube and i ran into this guy. ever wonder how my co-worker's body looks like? very similar to this here. i kid you not, i am not exaggerating. his body looks pretty much like that but with less tattoos. i have seen him topless at the gym lockerroom! and the guy in the youtube clip would probably fit into category 1 because he's too cute to fit in 2. btw about my crush, my manager shifted him working 3am-11am. i work 8am-4m only 2 hours with him T__T

i'm gonna go crash now. it's late (as always).
g'nite n God bless always guys.