Wednesday, March 24, 2010

who will devirginize my heart first?


weird day today at work... in my 7 months working there (i work at a coffee shop btw) i've never seen so many good-looking guys in one day! where did they all come from??? as if the male angels just stopped flying and randomly dropped in toronto... i swear, there were tall guys, construction guys, meathead guys, cute guys, asian guys, latino guys, blonde guys, brown-haired guys, UPS guys, office guys, you name it... all were damn hot. "tall, blonde, dark and lean. rough and tough and strong and mean" *"it's raining men" playing in the background* my straight half was like where the hell are all the hot chicks at?

talk about hot chicks, after all the hot guys that came in today, this regular female customer i've always had the hots for since i worked there came with her boyfriend... (kinda looks like they're a new couple. you can just tell) and they were kissing IN LINE (and it wasn't the peck kind of kiss either--went all out french)! that's just classless no matter how hot you are. but she's lovely... she's tall, she's got the face, the boobs, the legs, the hair, everything. she's got the face that even when she doesn't have any makeup on she's still bangin (yes i've seen her come in without make up for one reason or another) and she seems really nice too. so i've got these immature co-workers who're always embarassing me when she comes in. in front of her they'd go "ooh joey look who's here... ok ok you take the till... say hi joey!... why you blushing?" dang yo, talk about verbal depants. so ya you can imagine being in my shoes how awkward it was seeing her with her boyfriend--especially after all these months seeing her without one. luckily i was too busy with something else to serve her, but i saw. *:) :| :( >:O* haha whatever. did i get a good look of her boyfriend? honestly i wish i did but i didn't. wonder why... (in so much shock maybe? lol) all i remember was that he was also tall. and ya almost all of my co-workers saw what happened and they were like "tsk, sorry joey *pats my back and then laughs*" bastards lol

ok i said i was to tell you the nitty gritty stuff but i'll save that for later ;)

k so you know that i'm into fashion. "what else are you into?"

anything that makes me laugh. anything that's challenging both physically and mentally. anything interactive and doable with friends and family. love to socialize. i'm a relatively active guy but i'm not like crazy for sports. i'm almost always up for any sport/activity if my buds ask me to come. but i rarely ever watch any sports other than the nfl and occasionally the nba. hockey? meh... no offense to y'alls lol. fact: i skated for the first time in my 20-year-life last october. surprisingly better than i'd thought maybe cuz i used to rollerblade a lot when i was a kid.

what else?... oh snowboarding is a must every winter. i wanna try skiing sometime.

i also love videogames. but i'm more of the geek videogamer. a nintendo-ist more than an xbox-ist. pokemon is guiltily (that a word?) a personal favorite. i fell in love with it at ten, i still do now hehe. almost anything mario is pretty cool. rpg games are addictively fun also (paper mario, pokemon, final fantasy saga). "modern action" games dont really tickle my fancy (such as COD, Metal Gear Solid, etc.) i'm more into "ancient/exotic action" games such as onimusha, dynasty warriors, god of war, etc. japanese fighting games are also fun too like soul calibur, tekken, street fighter, dragonball. though a modern action game you can't go wrong with has got to be grand theft auto--this game needs a genre of its own i swear, one of the best games ever. any of you have played zelda ocarina of time? hands down for me best game ever. the beatles of videogames. so now you know i really like videogames but i'm definetely not your typical "cool" videogamer =D

i'll tell you a little about what i'd consider a good date... a good date is NOT a movie theatre date. "but it's dark and you can do 'stuff' in it joey!" thats what bedrooms are made for (and sometimes cars hehe). when you're only allowed to sit there and shut up, it's obviously one of the worst first dates--or even any date--ever. it should involve a fun and active activity (hence the word) my partner and i can enjoy. it should of course include dinner, anywhere decent as long as the food's good and the place is ok. i'm not very romantic. i dont look for it or try to impress my partner with it. if it does come knocking i invite it in. same goes with love (btw i've never been in one. so will it be a guy or a girl who'll devirginize my heart?)

ps. the picture is of a dude's room with pokemon figurines lining up the wall...

so this is more about me. nothing interesting just the very ordinary. thanks for reading and take it easy peeps. God bless always.

2 comments:

  1. hey dude cool blog! ...im rich btw u may know me from mikyes blog.. gglad 2 see ull be on the commenters section o his blog..jes thouht id stop by n check u out ..i mean ur blog that is lol..ps im on formspring.me rich4591 later bro rich

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  2. Hey man, nice to see another Toronto guy who likes dick but abhors 'labels'. Your views on the continuum of sexuality & some of your interests caught my eye, but alas, I am a hockey player/fan. So maybe I would have more in common with Mikey who knows...and you are right he is an inspiration to many. He and I have been in contact thru email, he is the real deal. Hopefully you are too!
    Anyway shoot me an email if you want to know a bit about me. getonthetube@hotmail.com

    Cheers,
    K

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